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Wow, that guy pretty unashamedly rips off Adam Hughes' style.

That's bogus. What size condom you buy has nothing to do with your junk. I mean' it's been roundly proven that like 99% of guys don't hang enough dong that they require a Magnum vs. a standard condom. It's just totally a vanity thing. If anything it just proves that people in those states are the most vain and insecure. Oh, wait...I'm from the District of Columbia... Yeah, fug all that poo I just said. This is totally true!

Did he peel out when he left?

BTW, I just realized Stamper is CJ the Security Guard from the 2004 Dawn of the Dead. I knew I recognized him from somewhere! The redneck beard threw me off.

So this crap is okay, but we can't have nips in the lovely ladies section... -Huddle Logic.

I bet you don't.

More than half of people disagree with you. That's why he won. The outcome is based in fan voting. And White Ranger has powers beyond a grapple and fire breath. He'd make Scorpion, Smoke, and Subzero his prison sissies. And what's Reptile gonna do? Spit sticky acid at a Zord? Although in the interest of full disclosure the voting was so close, they shot an alternate ending with scorpion winning. Both are epic:

Posted in the Cam Newton threads, but "Unshakable Cam" should be immortalized here as well: http://imgur.com/a/NgrhF

"That's spray paint shaking mode, you say?"

Don't worry, I gotcha. I noticed as well. Just thought I'd make everyone uncomfortable for a second.

Y'all like topless women crying? Reminds me of the brothers at the fraternity I pledged (and promptly de-pledged)

So I'm watching Cosmos videos to work on my Carl Sagan voice for my Halloween costume. I happened across the Pale Blue Dot monologue, and I'm not gonna lie, it just made me well up a little bit:

What's really trippy is that my "bad" left eye can see the image without moving my head at all. I had cataract surgery when I was very young, and lots of random things look different between my two eyes. Especially black lights. They look crazy bright violet with my left eye. Like a neon light.