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Parenting conflict: Do you let it go on? or Do you run and stop it, and then have to explain to them why it's inappropriate.

I love cell phones. They weed out the stupid from our gene pool.

Selfie instant karma. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using CarolinaHuddle mobile app

I saw this image on Reddit. It wasn't funny then either. The condom is named after the Trojan nation, not the Trojan horse itself A trap door opened intentionally, it didn't break Only a few dozen men were in it. Not "thousands," and also, hundreds of thousands to millions of sperm are in a dose "fuged everyone's day up." Okay, that neither describes a pregnancy scare or a massacre of a city. Fail. Sorry for the rant, I just hate poor or broadly-drawn and vague analogies. Especially when they're supposed to be humorous.

I'm having a moment where I'm totally into electro pop. #No Shame #YOLO

My spidey sense immediately started tingling when the image told me to Google something. I don't know what will happen if I Google "Blue Waffles," but somehow I am confident that I'm better off not knowing.

"Okay. I'll just keep perfectly still. I can't let on that regained consciousness 5 minutes ago."

Forget the Stanislavski method acting BS, if you're a film student or actor, watch this, because this is the essence of drama. The full range of emotions he experiences in those 5 seconds beats the hell out of 2.5 hours of the Daniel Plainview character from There Will Be Blood.

Yeah, because the dumbass in that seat obviously left his phone on when they told everyone to turn off all electronic devices. See what happens? Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using CarolinaHuddle mobile app

Ahh, the mysterious "Deep Web." I heard about it on House of Cards.

I gotta imagine that link is NSFW.

My ex-girlfriend.

Finished this morning while I was waiting for the snow to melt. I can't wait for season 3! And CarolinaCoolin, I thought you were a conservative. What the hell are you doing in Maryland? Come to DC, brother! Or NOVA if you're the under-30-with-dad's-Audi type.

If you don't know how, or are unable to use spoiler tags, then here's a thought put a big *SPOILER* warning, or how about not broadcasting any spoilers. But yeah, you didn't really give much away. You just let on that one of the major characters for the last season and a half dies or meets some other fate and is irrevocably gone from the show. So I get to watch every episode waiting for that to transpire, and then being totally underwhelmed when it happens.

A$$HOLE! Spoiler tag that shiz!

On about Chapter 21. Love what they are doing this season. Every twist has been in the opposite direction of what I predicted. Following season 1, I felt they had set up a generic storyline that I could see playing out episode by episode. The show, in turn has completely rocked those expectations from episode 1, and I couldn't be happier! It's the best show not on TV (and could give the rest a run for their money).

My head. It's fugged.

Aren't shots to the head off limits in Tae Kwon Do competitions?

He's just finishing the previous heat. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using CarolinaHuddle mobile app

Initially I was bummed I missed the UFC fight on Saturday night. Now I couldn't be happier. That would have seriously fugged up my night to see that happen live. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using CarolinaHuddle mobile app

Best part is how at the end the engineer is unfastening his belt to start giving Gandalf a buckle whipping.