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So this crap is okay, but we can't have nips in the lovely ladies section... -Huddle Logic.

I bet you don't.

More than half of people disagree with you. That's why he won. The outcome is based in fan voting. And White Ranger has powers beyond a grapple and fire breath. He'd make Scorpion, Smoke, and Subzero his prison sissies. And what's Reptile gonna do? Spit sticky acid at a Zord? Although in the interest of full disclosure the voting was so close, they shot an alternate ending with scorpion winning. Both are epic:

Posted in the Cam Newton threads, but "Unshakable Cam" should be immortalized here as well: http://imgur.com/a/NgrhF

"That's spray paint shaking mode, you say?"

Don't worry, I gotcha. I noticed as well. Just thought I'd make everyone uncomfortable for a second.

Y'all like topless women crying? Reminds me of the brothers at the fraternity I pledged (and promptly de-pledged)

So I'm watching Cosmos videos to work on my Carl Sagan voice for my Halloween costume. I happened across the Pale Blue Dot monologue, and I'm not gonna lie, it just made me well up a little bit:

What's really trippy is that my "bad" left eye can see the image without moving my head at all. I had cataract surgery when I was very young, and lots of random things look different between my two eyes. Especially black lights. They look crazy bright violet with my left eye. Like a neon light.

I never claimed to be a tough guy. And I'd never take a pic clandestinely flipping off a football team because I'd never be able to back it up. My point is, if you're gonna act like a tough guy, be prepared to back it up. If you feel strongly enough about something to flip someone off about it, do it to their face. And if you wouldn't want to risk a punch in the mouth, don't do it. I'm quite the opposite of tough, which is why I pick my battles, and don't talk shiz when someone's back is turned. Back to pics:

What a puss. If you're gonna act like a bad ass by flipping off the opposing time and sharing it on Instagram, at least have the balls to hold your hand out and make sure they see it. That's basic bitch poo right there.

Lol! Dad jokes.

If you haven't heard this one before, listen now.

If you can honestly see a BJ in that picture, just go to the bathroom and rub one out. Right now. You're long overdue.