Moonraker

We traded everything to move to #1 only to never throw the ball more than 5yds. I could QB this offense.

We are so bad in every aspect. At some point you should have to prove you are even worthy of being an NFL franchise. Demote this team to Canada

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Need Mattison to fumble 14 times like he has every other game.

I think teams figured out to just stack the box and blitz us. We're like the high school basketball team that can't break a press.

Hardly anybody actually tackles any more either. Drives me insane on Sunday watching dudes just bounce off shoulder tackles.

I think everyone is tired of acting like we are some crash victim learning to walk again. Every week we are AMAZED at the great progress our team is making! These are professional athletes, not some kids on an island we're teaching to read. We just suck ass and it's annoying hearing people baby them. Our big superstar who wants 30M, because 27M wasn't enough (he has to feed his family, after all) straight bitched out and disappeared/quit today. But at least he stayed healthy, that's a positive, great progress!

Change legitimately to definitely.

I feel sorry for anyone in this organization who actually gives a poo. At least they get their checks...but there are still SOME people who actually play for more than that. Just not many to be found here.

I often find myself wondering why I still watch...this team hasn't had an identity for years. We started to have one at the end of last season when Wilks took over. We still had our share of blunders, but I could get behind the "attitude" of the team. I feel like I'm just clinging on to hoping Cam, Luke and crew are going to come out of the tunnel again some day lol.

Down 9 with 8 left and getting ran all over. Better punt.

We need a Burns sighting. If someone told me he spent the 2nd half in the locker room every game, I'd have nothing to refute.

Dalton is playing a hell of a game tbh.

I genuinely feel I could coordinate a D and stop this offense. And I have no idea what I'm doing...I just know our first 2 plays on every set of downs.

We're getting mauled by their 2nd string line.

The only way to move forward is to accept where you are.

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That's tough. Not mad about the miss. We need to to something besides run for -1 to 1 yard every single first down.

I think our dudes are scared to get smacked across the middle. Those are just gator arm drops.

After review, Seattle ball.

Our own lineman just got dwarf tossed into our QB in 2s. This line is truly pathetic.

Signature old man look. Mouth hanging open catching flies half the time. Sleepy Frank

We'll always have the 2013 MNF game

Chinn. Rare miss from him. He usually tackles how you're actually supposed to instead of turning himself into a projectile.

Remember when we all wanted to skin Eddie alive after the Falcons game last year? He really bounced back. Not an easy thing to do.