Darth Biscuit

jld only talks good about you...

Nice, Cat Bell would so get it.

How is work?

Sorry for the funeral... good to have u back bro.

Where u been at lazy ass?

Well in all honesty my first thought was Michael Vick but I didn't wanna piss u off... u look kinda like a pro bball player ai've seen but I can't think of who...

Do now... I see nekkid titties!

Thanks for the rep... I thought robot porn would be appropriate for u.

I cannot help it... it is what I do.

Can't find that one, this one'll have to do...

Yeah, I had completely forgot about her until I saw Conan last night... gorgeous.

:party: Mr. 2 million... *****...

No, it's not a gif...

Yes, yes it is. That boobcritic site is great.

Only the best for u my friend...

OK, if you do, tell her I said hello. I haven't seen her since the last time we had sex.