Stumpy

wtf fug is Freddie's deal man? best goalie in the league for a good portion of the season to straight ass for the last few weeks? and no real injuries that we know of to explain it... maybe he's just coming back down to earth from career best numbers to the same player he always was. #PYOTR2022

I was trying to remember the name. Mathis is exactly where my mind went. That's what we get for drafting a dude named Evan... lol

The bottlecaps have had our number in recent years. And had it earlier this season, even if we were depleted at the time. A beatdown like this late in the season will stay in their minds and add a boost to our own guys confidence that they can beat the wheels off of any team in the league if they play to their strengths. Also... fug Ovi and that entire organization I pray that they fold that entire franchise and move the team to Moscow after Putin wins WW3

Fug the Caps and the city they represent! I don't care how we beat them, but we needed this game tonight against this team. We'll probably see them again in the playoffs and we need to know that we can dismantle them and dress them down in front of their own fans.

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Just realised the game was on. Been moving all day... WTF happened?!? (in a good way) Let's keep this going. I want to put up a TD+ on these beltway bitches!

Jar Jar Binks still getting top billing even with El Nino roaring back to action...

The projected lineup for tonight's 7 p.m. start is: Forwards: Teravainen - Aho - Jarvis Svechnikov - Trocheck - Necas Niederreiter - Staal - Fast Lorentz - Kotkaniemi - Stepan Defensemen: Slavin - DeAngelo Skjei - Pesce Cole - Bear Starting Goalie: Andersen Injuries: Martinook Scratches: Domi (not yet with the team) Smith

Doesn't sound like we're gonna see the homie Domi tonight...

Is it hard to moderate with a Tarheel blue dick in your mouth?

You see, Tepper has been accused by the Council and is facing discommendation. Ole Brass Balls has appointed Rhule as his cha'Dich. Coach Brind'Amour will engage the 2 usurper in sacred combat at center ice before the puck drops. After Rod The Bod slays the usurpers, the last vestiges of the old gods will die with them. A new day will be born in Carolina pro sports. The Canes will bring ANOTHER championship back to this fine state...

Let's send the Leaflets back to their sad little City of Other People's Gloves with their tails between their legs...

8 yrs/$40 mil is a great deal for us... he's only going to continue to get better.

Forgot TDAbis still out... lol 1 prediction out the window...

David vs Goliath... Batman vs Joker... Superman vs an inert rock... US voters vs their own interests... Some battles will go down in the history books, tales for the ages. This won't be one of those tales. Sure, Colorado leads the President's Trophy race. But, let's be real, the western conference is Panthers OLine level bad this year. They've been beating up on the Matt Rhules and Sam Darnolds of the hockey world. Let's show these High Country Hillbillies some Carolina Homegrown hospitality and send them home with glassy red eyes in a cloud of despair! Prediction: Aho 3pts TDA 1 assist 1 fight Trochek 2pts

You see, in Linvillese, "massive red flags" translates to "a name that doesn't rhyme with damn vowel," or alternatively " doesn't wear enough baby blue."

Everything you just typed is correct. Which is why Rhule will allow none of it.

Is that 9 games in a row for Aho-TT?

2 out of 3 (3 of 4 if you count smoking weed everyday) on my predictions tonight ain't bad...

I won't be able to watch most of the game due to work. Feeling another Aho-TT strike coming tonight... For some reason I think we might see a Gordie Hattie from our gentle giant tonight... I expect to see the physicality to be stepped up all around. We'll need it with TDA out. 1619151527856.mp4

Can we switch out Glennon for Brissett?

I am trying to have an honest conversation. I'm not letting my college Fandom blind me to reality. You, Corners and the rest of the Chapel Hill Chalkies can't stop spamming the board about Mitchell and Sammy as the second coming of John the Baptist and Jesus respectively. There are plenty of Duke and NC State fans on this board.. Find me all the threads about signing Mike Glennon, Jacoby Brissett or Daniel Jones this offseason... all local school QBs with as much or more success in the league as ya boi. Mitch Trubisky is Sam Darnold with better hair and a dumber name. And less balls. We weren't the only qb needy team last year. He could've gone to Washington and battled against Kyle Allen and Taylor Heinicke. NO, IND, DET... there were options if he wanted to see the field. When Cam got cut, he bet on himself and waited for an opportunity to compete. Mitch could never...

Nobody would recognize him...

What does that have to do with him re signing as a backup in BUF this year? If he is too big of a Mitch to try to go out and win a starting job, he should just convert to long snapper or mascot.

It must suck having to defend Mitchell this hard... imagine Trubisky being the best QB your football program has produced in almost 100 years