Stumpy

When is he not? Lol Mo was pissed off when he lost his virginity!

Something tells me he's about out of lagomorph enemas...

Every team we have faced throws everything they have at us the first 10 minutes. They know that the longer the game goes, the faster and stronger we become. We win that initial push, we win the game! They needed an early goal. Let's fuging Go!!!

John Forslund's mullet should be encased in carbonite for posterity sake!

We got the Teamsters on our side!

Gotta go with my main man...

Trial and error... lol I usually wait for a whistle or a big hit, and go from there.

Relocate all original six teams! You'd think Canadians would support this so that they don't have to be so embarrassed about not winning a cup this century!

woah woah woah!!! This is a family site!

He definitely improves my PP...

From the Athletic with a slightly different perspective... Who's buying away game tickets if we end up facing VGK in the final?

Bumpdate... Attention rest of the league, Stormy shakes his dick in your general direction!

Bumpdate... Attention rest of the league, Stormy shakes his dick in your general direction!

hmmm...

A couple of things really stood out to me. Jarvy gets a, well deserved, rep as a goofball, annoying little brother. But, he is also a cerebral student of the game. Even if the Rat Marchand talk made me wanna hurl, it shows a desire to be great that a lot of men his age don't have yet.

Growth For The Moment But in spite of that, Jarvis has flourished when the team has needed him most, with four goals and eight points in 10 games this postseason. “I think you see that a lot of the best goal scorers are able to kind of get lost in the offensive zone and kind of jump into a hole and stuff like that, so I’ve been working with Sergei Samsonov and the team a lot on video and stuff like that,” Jarvis said. “Just finding ways to almost reinvent my game and add those different layers and not just be a guy that skates 100mph down the side and just drives to the net every time.” Jarvis’ scoring touch couldn’t have come at a better moment for his team, as he and Aho have combined to lead a difference making top line for the Hurricanes.

Jesper Fast: Swedish Army Knife "The Swede is now tied for the team lead in goals with five and those have all come in different ways and different scenarios. Fast has scored shorthanded, at even-strength, into an empty net, once in overtime before, and now on the power play, in overtime, to clinch a series. Even outside of the goals, the defensive winger has stayed true to his roots. Fast still had a job to do, namely erasing New Jersey’s top player, and he was damn good at it throughout the series, helping to make Jack Hughes and Nico Hischier non-factors for the majority of games."

More old friends...

Why you should root for the Canes... Excellent article from our old friend Sara Civian. Was gonna quote some of it, but you should honestly read the whole thing. Well worth the click! You can really tell she misses covering this team.