Stumpy

Dat chart tho...

Never forget...

This doesn't get enough attention... I want my goalie looking prime Elton John!

And the zebras!

Sportsnet announcers are livid! Just absolute fuuuucking trash!

These refs can eat a big Ole bag of flaming dicks!

If Jarvis doesn't lose his edge, it's 1-0!

Wait.... is 4 u's the cheat code to jailbreak the filter? Test: Fuuuuck Paul Maurice and his dirty ass hockey team!

Panthers vs Freddie: Refs:

Remember when Gohstboi fixed our PP...? Those were good times!

[Narrator] He did not....

Rod's pp has been pretty limp this series, wonder if he called Marley Drug?

[Narrator] They did not...

Because Don Wadell fuged Bettmans wife!

I actually like Turbo on a line where he's the only goal scorer. Put him with an Aho, Svech, or Necas, and he will pass the puck everytime no matter how good of a look he has. It's almost like he doesn't trust himself unless he has to.

It wasn't the trade deadline that made us worse... lol

He also has an almost identical stat line over his fist 80 NFL games as Mushin Muhammed. You know, the definition of a #2 receiver. If you make it first 73 starts, Moose actually has a couple hundred yards on DJ. And, Moose did it with garbage throwing it to him in an era when illegal contact and DPI basically didn't exist. Moore is much closer to Adam Theilen than to Justin Jefferson. If people stopped trying to make him out as some generational talent, he wouldn't get near as much criticism.

What was the common denominator for all those qbs? They played on teams that were stuck with a) DJ as their #1WR and b) a coach dumb enough to put him there. Dude is just not that good. If he hits 750/5 playing in a stadium designed to prevent modern football from happening, Justin Fields will win the MVP!

Mo with the booger sugar...

After all that...