Stumpy

Clean faceoff win... Marty: immediately ices he puck for the Kraken...

Wtf Neckass?!?

Is there a snow angel penalty for skaters? Idk, but it definitely felt like it should be.

Loving this energy right now. Gotta capitalize on it, though.

Alright boys, time to cut Daccord!

Aho let him skate right by for an uncontested loook... wtf?!?

As soon as I pull up the stream, the Kraken score...

Anybody going to a game in the near future? It would make a nice get well soon card for the team to sign...

I bet it was Ice Building Maintenance Man that leaked the true nature of Pesce's injury on r/canes, too. Ask him if they added any girth while they were doing the reconstruction? (Asking for a friend)

If Bryce can only see 30 feet downfield, why not build an all slot offense? Who cares about 40 times if you are only running 5 yard routes?

Why does his facial expression work so well for this?!? Lmao

https://www.nhl.com/hurricanes/news/brett-pesce-broken-dick Brett Pesce injury update. Defenseman had surgery to repair broken dick suffered on West coast road trip. By Canes PR @CanesPR Hurricane.com 2:05 PM RALEIGH, NC. - The National Hockey League’s Carolina Hurricanes today announced that defensemen Brett Pesce is expected to miss 2-4 weeks with a lower body injury. Pesce is at home in Raleigh recovering from a successful penile reconstruction surgery to repair a broken dick suffered against the Tampa Bay Lightning.

Since I have no pie left to give, this is all I can offer you...

Good news... Orlov finished -1 tonight. That's a huge improvement, unfortunately. Pairing him up with Chatty has definitely seemed to help him settle in. I'm not sure what TDA brings at this point, but Chatfield should never not be in our top 6.

Aww... Simple Jack tryna show he belongs with the big boys...

And now he's out there throwing punches with a bum shoulder. Hence why I said to sit his ass until healthy. It feels like watching Ron trot Cams hobbled ass out onto the field all over again!

https://x.com/MrsPollina1/status/1716987989924978821?s=20

Everybody is entitled to reactionary takes...

Moleman getting mad makes me giddy!

Canes and giving up late period goals...