Stumpy

Random, corny find and replace filters. It's kinda funny tbh... poo, piss, fug, cocksucker, motherfuger, ***** and tit.

Our short king line is unstoppable!

Kk is out for a week

Smells like cabbage... Stankyboi with the snipe!!!

Chatty

Things could always be worse...

Nikki, Can't keep doing this poo...

Burns doing his best to show Dundon why we need Nikki here ASAP!

Bring back Birdman!!!

Jarvis

Forreal?!?

Chatty-Saiyan

Darling Nikki with a snipe from the blue line to keep the St. Petersburg alive in their chase for Comrade Stalin's Mustache! Looks like we gotta wait a little longer...

Sounds like #37 gonna miss the whole road trip.

Ehh... I think he got his bearings back against the Isles. 3 goals in the first 22 minutes, but pretty much shut it down after that and finished with an .871 save percentage. Plus, that 3rd period against Washington has Kucci feeling footloose and fancyfree. He was visibly giddy on the bench. I was honestly surprised he didn't beg Rod to put him in, just so he could get in on the fun!

16th, 17th and 18th best records are in the west, missing the playoffs all together.

Hall

Looks even worse when you compare leaguewide standings to the bracket... Dallas, as the #3 overall seed faces a top 10 team first round. Meanwhile, there is a scenario where Washington can lift the cup without ever facing a top 10 team.

What a bunch of bitches!

Made a very special pie for everybody who didn't believe we would get here...

Loneliest storm surge ever... lmao

Idk if we want to try that again...