Stumpy

Ethan Bear contract details Our old buddy just got picked up by the Caps. 2 years/$4m... Good for The Bear. Always liked him, we just didn't have room for him. Glad to see he's still doing well for himself!

We must acquire those kid... Think of all the Snuggie memes I could make!

Lmao

Your best players have to be your best players... fug it, I'm giving out 4 stars tonight!!! 1st ️ (1 g, 3 a, 58.8% fow) 2nd ️ (1g, 1 a, 2 hits, 50% fow) 3rd ️ (37 saves, .946 sv%) 4th ️ (1g, 1 a, 1 hit)

Da Gawd!!!

The Executioner!

Hey, it's better than whiskey dick...

Is this the part where we fall apart with stupid mistakes...?

Well poo

That's so Svech!

In soviet Russia, you put Nyquil to sleep!

"Why bother, the Ravens were just gonna match anyways. It wasn't worth Scott Fitterererers very important and very valuable time!" What you think youre doing: In reality: Even if all it would've done is drive up the price of QBs league wide, name me one thing Scott Fitterer did all offseason more productive than that. Hurting all 32 teams > just hurting us!

You actually lose a point for picking the cheap Chinese knockoff.

Accountable to who, though?