Stumpy

4v3

Alright Mer...li...n that save was magical!

Tripp big mad

Fug! They tied it up with the empty netter.

That's how you do a Celly...

McLovin with the go ahead!

After further review, Dougie might've had an assist. 99% Reims 1% Dougie's left knee (I knew I never liked that one)

It was Reims

Reimer's faceplant made that goal *chefs kiss*

Now that we got one past that Great Value Arthurian Wizard, time to start pouring it on. Merlin's hroke ass nephew be like...

Miistaaaa Svvveeechnnniiikoooovvv!

Brock tried to holla at shortie. He got denied.

I was thinking The Rust Belt Short Jorts.

Svech is too damn big to be getting bullied on the ice like this.

Dude, your team is named after, literally, the wimpiest piece of clothing ever invented. "Oh heavens, there's ever so slight of a nip in the air. I better grab my jacket." At least, if you are going to name your team after clothes, go with something badass, like jorts or a loin cloth. SMDH...

But, why male models?

Tro, Turbo, hell Brock missed half the game. Teams have been thrashing our forwards going back to the Tampa series. It's taking its toll on our lineup. Nobody on our team seems to care enough to do anything about it. Have the refs missed some calls, sure. But, it happens. If someone throws a dirty hit on one of our guys, the rest of the team better find a way to punish them for it if the zebras don't. Teams tried that with Tampa last year, and they would punish them on the scoreboard. It doesn't have to be a fight, but you gotta make em pay for it. Make them think twice before they even try it. We've gotten bullied out of the playoffs the past 2 years. If we don't find an answer when teams try to go physical, it'll be 3 straight.

fug man!

bonus hockey ftw!

Are Aho and Ned the only ones on the ice tonight. Haven't heard a single other Canes' name except when Brock went to the lockerroom.

I'm driving, unfortunately. hopefully I make it home before the game ends.

If he is an RFA, then we have to make him eligible to SEA, though, correct?

I can't figure this out. It has already cost us in the playoffs. You would think he would understand this.