Stumpy

Lmao

Your best players have to be your best players... fug it, I'm giving out 4 stars tonight!!! 1st ️ (1 g, 3 a, 58.8% fow) 2nd ️ (1g, 1 a, 2 hits, 50% fow) 3rd ️ (37 saves, .946 sv%) 4th ️ (1g, 1 a, 1 hit)

Da Gawd!!!

The Executioner!

Hey, it's better than whiskey dick...

Is this the part where we fall apart with stupid mistakes...?

Well poo

That's so Svech!

In soviet Russia, you put Nyquil to sleep!

"Why bother, the Ravens were just gonna match anyways. It wasn't worth Scott Fitterererers very important and very valuable time!" What you think youre doing: In reality: Even if all it would've done is drive up the price of QBs league wide, name me one thing Scott Fitterer did all offseason more productive than that. Hurting all 32 teams > just hurting us!

You actually lose a point for picking the cheap Chinese knockoff.

Accountable to who, though?

That is the only factor that Mr Hedgefund Analytics is taking into consideration. Same reason he insisted on Frank bringing in Thomas Brown. Unfortunately for Thomas, he got stuck with Frank and Bryce, so his likelihood of attracting a HC gig, and thus being retained after this season, have quickly diminished. If Tepper actually cared about building up the black head coaching pipeline, he could have hired the proven commodity in his own building who has already been a victim of the league’s antiquated good ole boys network.

When you're a star, you just gotta shine baby!