Stumpy

Damn newfangled AI machine tryna take my job!?!

Kucci Khabib tougher than a $2 steak!

I tried to tell yall Kucci Khabib wasn't fugging around tonight...

Jarvy outpacing all other skaters by a full 2 minutes of ice time tonight. You cant take the kid off the ice! It's been so much fun watching him grow into his game. A true 200 ft player and just so so dumb!

KK with a message for all the Rags fans...

1st ️ (2 goals) 2nd ️ (3 assists) 3rd ️ (28 saves, .966 sv%, King of NYC)

I'm not sure he had more than one to lose...

"...is better than a broken PP, trust me bro!"

Fugging SoupBoy of all people...

Take your pick...

Kucci Khabib looking like he been spending some time with them Dagestani boys... Next guy brave enough to attempt a breakaway against him might want to be ready for that flying knee!

If only Jurco would've connected with that elbow. I wish a MFer would try to speak to me like that in a professional setting...

I'm gonna keep trying to make Svech happen!

A wise man once said, "When your best players are your best players, good things happen." Oh wait, that was me, a few days ago... Come to think of it, I am pretty wise.

Ethan Bear contract details Our old buddy just got picked up by the Caps. 2 years/$4m... Good for The Bear. Always liked him, we just didn't have room for him. Glad to see he's still doing well for himself!

We must acquire those kid... Think of all the Snuggie memes I could make!