Stumpy

The one chink in our armor, the only weak link, our one weakness... It's been going on for years, now. It's been talked about ad nauseum. We've been hoping someone would take KKs job ever since we got him, Rod especially! RBA wants a new 2 so bad, all it takes is a stiff breeze for KK to find his ass on the bench. ETs been searching high and low, turning over every rock to find a replacement. Literal gallons of digital ink has been spilled bemoaning our kryptonic quagmire. And, none of it has gotten us anywhere. Centers don't grow on trees (they're actually tubers, if you were curious) and the teams lucky enough to have more than one are loathe to part with them. Why not grow our own? DIY is all the rage, now. And, we just so happen to have a forward prospect in desperate need of an NHL roster spot. At 5'11" 172 lbs, he's got a bit more size than some of our other options, with the frame to add more. A natural goal scorer that would fit in most teams top 6. I have to imagine that the team will give him every opportunity to win the job in camp. The only way I can see Nadeau spending another year in the AHL is if he's learning a new position.

Yeah, Chatty is a nonstarter for just about any trade.

I like everything except Jarvy to 2C. Size is an issue, but his FO% is atrocious! Leave him on the wing where he excels in almost every aspect we ask of him.

Where are you finding a 2G better than Freddie?

I would love to see Ryabkin make the big squad. He's that sandpaper we've been missing. If Aho is 250 grit and Carrier is 80 grit, this dude is that rough 5 grit that'll take your fingerprints off... Also...

Pretty good write up on one of our four 2nd round picks...

Tulsky's secret algorithm:

I like my way better...

Although, with Haula now in the west, it all but guarantees a CAR v NSH cup finals. How else would we continue our annual tradition of sending him home to golf?

An XL/Seth Jarvis crossover might legitimately be the funniest thing ever made. Please, someone, make it happen!

Fify

I thought you weren't watching anymore...?

The fug was Robinson doing there?!?

fuging huge save by Freddie there!

Don't you dare turn that TV back on!

Jarvy MF Havoc!!!

The energy looks good so far. Need to step up the pressure like we did in the 1st!

That glove was huge!

These fuging zebras...