Stumpy

And that's before you convert from metric to standard goals!

KK lighting up the scoreboard first Yes, Perry is looking like a steal...

now we'll never know...

good luck

welp

can't miss that many empty netters

wtf

That raised blood pressure is Doug Bennett making sure your vitals can handle a double OT game 7 in the Eastern Conference Final!

Looks like we're skating in grits right now...

We are the far superior team tonight, so I would expect us to play this close. It's not us playing down to the competition. It is Coach Rod making sure our cardio is up to snuff as fans. These nailbiters against bottom feeder teams are the conditioning we need to cheer this team on for a deep playoff run!

Game notes The Hurricanes are 3-2-1 in the back half of a back-to-back this year, while Ottawa is 3-4-1 in that situation. If Raanta does indeed start for the Hurricanes, he’ll do so with a milestone on the line; his next victory will be his 100th NHL win. The Hurricanes are 59-37-8-5 all time against the Senators, with a 25-24-4-3 record in Ottawa. This is the third and final meeting between the Hurricanes and Senators this regular season. The Sens picked up a 3-2 regulation win in Raleigh on Dec. 2, while the Hurricanes won a 3-2 shootout contest in Ottawa Jan. 27. Ian Cole brings a three-game assist streak into tonight’s matchup. The Hurricanes are 15-5-2 on the road this season, with the highest road points percentage (.727) in the NHL.

Following a heartbreaking loss to the Zebras in OT, the storm falls on The City That Fun Forgot. It's cute that they want to be American so bad that they named their team after the shittiest part of our national government. fuging dorks! Our Canadian Caper may not have gotten off to the best start last night in Toronto, but look for us to get right tonight in Government City! Annti up in net tonight... Lil Bear back in the lineup... Fingers crossed for a Turbo boost!

I expect to see us exploit Petr's aggressiveness with a few extra passes and a heavy forecheck... RBA knows Mrazek better than anyone in the league!

Freddie fugging stoned Ottawa! he is an absolute monster!

trocheck with the weakest shot attempt I've ever seen

bs flop but we withstood it onto the shootout

prophetic

Svech: In post soviet Russia, Aho Baby holds Dick Vitale!

Rod made sure the camera saw his nostrils so we would all know how mad he is!

basura

And now we get to watch them whack away at their PP for 2 minutes...

Flaccid D spoiled Freddie's day at camp...