Stumpy

Getting killed in the faceoff circle early... Not a good look heading into the playoffs.

Everytime Anderson turtles on the ice, my underpants get a new skidmark.

Love Burnsie, but Chatty will be here for a decade+...

We all know that's the real reason. Rod's first love must've been named Evalinna or some poo.

Burns on fire!!!

Has he, though?

I still don't understand how Poolie gets a sweater over Stepdaddy.

1st ️ (1 goal, 2 hit, 1 penalty, did it all) 2nd ️ (1 goal, 1 hit, +1) 3rd ️ (1 goal, +2, 22:20 TOI)

With the finisher!!!

Aho is this dude's face...

The Nookie!

72 save shutout with 2 ESPN Top Ten plays, a goalie goal plus catching a falling baby that dove head first from the upper deck after TT, Aho and Poolie fail to get a shot off on a 3v0 breakaway for... *checks notes* ...literally cannot even find this dude's name.

FIFY

Agree with most of this, except... TT and Aho need to spend some time down on the 3rd/4th lines. During last nights ranted, Rod said something along the line of "your best player not even trying..." Clearly seemed like a shot at Seabass, and honestly I'm with him. Turbo is coming back from injury, but Aho has just been bad lately.

Played a late round of disc golf with some buddies and forgot the game started at 7. As soon as I tune in, Pesce scores... Sorry guys, the 2 goal deficit must've been my fault!

A) Juicy Sorrows & Auntie Raanta (Push all in for the cup run) B) Kucci, Ned & Lyon (Throw poo at wall, hope one sticks)

I'd love too... *winkwink*

wtf is this poo?!?

WHO WANTS THE D?!?

Word is he might be available in the offseason...

Dundon just needs to nut up and buy the Checkers! Kick the Panthers and the Krakens asses out of Bojangles Collesium and finally build out a regional fanbase. I live in the CLT area and it is insane how many people I meet that regularly go to Checkers games but are not Canes fans. The hockey fanbase is here, the Hurricanes just need to capitalize on it.