Stumpy

Isles are basically a shittier, dirtier version of the Canes. Strong D, weak forwards, good PK, dogshit PP, pray your goalie stands on his head...

Auntie Nah-Uh in full effect this afternoon!

I don't mind taking a penalty bc your playing physical protecting your own net. We have taken far stupider penalties in this series!

I really like what we've seen from BigMac so far. Smart, physical guy who's comfortable around the net.

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Staal, Nookie, BigMac and Poolie on pace for 30+ hits between them.... Canes finally figuring out how to use their size!

Since we aren't gonna play him, can we send Kucci out there to fight his ass?!? Send him out to start the 2nd. As soon as the puck drops, he just comes streaking down the ice straight for Martin. We already know he's got hands!

Fug it... our forwards can't score anyways. Dress Aho, Necas, Jarvis, Staal and 14 Defensemen... Rod gonna revolutionize the sport!

But, when you refuse to call embellishment on obvious dives with no foul play occurring, it looks real dumb to call it when an actual penalty preempts it.

How do you call the penalty and the embellishment?

It's only a slash if you don't break bones... apparently.

OK, time for one of these big mfers to start protecting our guys! Staal, Poolie, Big Mac, Pesce... someone's gotta make these guys think twice before these dirty ass hits!

Personally, I'm hoping for a trip to Chatmandu!

McMac with the Gordie Howetrick...?!?

Old man Raants gonna lead us to the promised land! No days off, apparently...

Bring on the Big Mac!!!

Give us the Kucci! Father Finn needs some rest...

Quickie!!!!

Will our dirty D get the job done again tonight?