Stumpy

Only the stickiest of the icky for our boy tonight!

Happy Logan Dankoven Day!!! Time to smoke some OG Ottawa Kush!

Gonna go with Miss(ter) Jackson...

Reminder: We have the Outkasts signed through 2034 for a combined $11m cap hit. This seems apropos of something in this thread, idk...

Tbf, I didn't watch the Battle of Pennsylvania. But, with the way we played tonight, I'm not sure any team in the east would give us too many problems. Only potential issue I'd see with Philly, would be RBA going full on DERP mode against his former team the way he does against his former coach.

Ummm.... We not including shutouts...?

Sometimes, reddit actually does deliver... There's always one, though...

Everybody's legs better be Stanky as fug right now!

Stankonia

Today, we are all Kucci... I miss our feral Russian attack goalie!

Gonna go complete dark horse and go with whoever takes the net!

Typically this is how the playoffs tend to work. However, ET has been preaching for years that Vezinas dont win cups anymore. To his point, this year save percentage had the lowest correlation to winning for any NHL season going back to, I think, 2000. Basically, all the top goalies are sitting at home right now. Then again, SCP are a whole new season. Hell, considering the changes in how the game is called, it might as well be a different league.

Bussi was great! Unfortunately, Vladdyboi was better.

Dont worry @Panthers Fan 69, I got you... Linky

69 anytime Miller exists...

Idk what Miller did to PF69. But, yall gotta stop letting him gaslight yall into mass hysteria. Every pairing that Miller has played on this season is top 30 in the NHL in CF, CA, Corsi%, GF and xGF. Nearly every national analyst has raved about the move as one of the top offseason additions. And, while he does turn the puck over, he's not even top 25 for TOs by a dman in the NHL. Not the most on the team (Aho) or even most by a Canes D, that would be his current linemate, Walker.

Do the Stanky Leg!

Load management has begun... Both Jordan's out today.