Stumpy

Just now realizing that Jarvis is out... Which one of you hurt him?!?

I don't think Martin played poorly, overall. However, I gotta disagree on this. I think just factoring in styles of play, you would've seen a difference on at least a few of those. Spencer seems to be more of a patient, stay at home type goalie vs Pyotr's, well... ... we'll call reckless abandon. Syle matters. Snipers like Makar and Natedogg are gonna pick apart a patient goalie, eventually. You gotta challenge those guys, and throw them off their game. And, all of that ignores the "it" factor. ... I know how cringe that sounds. I didn't enjoy typing that, but I don't know how else to describe it. It seems blatantly obvious to me that the team plays differently with Kucci in net. Does that mean we would've shut out the Avs if Pyotr was in net? Not, necessarily, we all know Kucci still has those wtf nights. Hell, he might've had a complete meltdown and given up 11.

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Why not get it all out in one game... On the plus side, scoring is (finally) not an issue for us. Even on an off night, we put up a 5 piece.

He's already our #3, you wanna call up Paulie Perets or we flying Auntie back from the homeland...?

I'll bet you'd even defend goal #6. He was so out of position, he wasn't even in the camera frame!

It is bet365, but imma let it roll. Also Lollercoaster at the guy who "hates" the Kucci, being comfy with Gina's husband in net...

Spency Martin gonna have us all livin la vida loca! Wish I would've known before I bet the spread... lol

Aho Baby!

Mi amor...

Gotta go Rallo...

Put that poo directly in my veins!

He was definitely thinking about hitting something...

Pyotr gonna notch a fight, an assist and a shutout... Call it the Kucci Rat Trick!

No luck with goals so far. How bout a shutout!?@

Kucci is a gunslinger. Think Jake Delhomme in a Jason mask... He'll make diving saves and stretch passes that have you shaking your head asking, "Holy sh!t how the hell did you do that?!?" He'll also, generally, have at least one play a game (see: attempting a full speed poke check at center ice) that'll leave you shaking your head, screaming, "Holy sh!t why the hell did you do that?!? If the poke worked, and he hit a streaking Jarvis on a breakout, it would've been ESPN Top 10 the rest of the year. As it is, it'll probably headline the Not Top 10

RBA on the poke check: "I love the attitude! It might not have worked out this time. But, that aggressiveness is what makes him so good!"

I lost 3 different parlays this game alone. If you can't handle gambling, then don't.

Imagine wishing a career ending injury on a player on your own team over a play that didn't even affect the outcome of the game. Go fug a goat!

It might be time to take a break dude.

Svech just saved the game!