Stumpy

A chode.

Two PPs...?

Whip out that beautiful PP...

Exactly the problem when you have razor sharp knives on your feet...

KK gotta stay on his skates there. Coulds been a dangerous play.

fug you uncle Jesse!

Nice to hear he's no worse for the wear the other night!

Imma go Demi again... I think she's due.

Chancellor Brind'amour approves!

Happy Thanksgivin from every Caniac's favorite porn star... Burt Jarvis!!!

All I could find...

6 goals without our most offensive defensemen...? Almost like we don't need Tony to score. I think our PP might have turned into an innie though.

1st ️ (1 g, 1 a, 3 hits) 2nd ️ (1 g, 1 a) 3rd ️ (2 a, +2, 14:22 TOI)

Holy balls! Stream dropped for like 5 minutes bc I'm driving through the cut. Refresh it in time to see Javis deposit #4...?!?

Lmao... they didn't even let Tony be I'm the walk-in video with the rest of the cool kids!

Oilers v Canes: Mr Brokendick Himself Esq III

Minor leagues aren't included....