Stumpy

Da Gawd!!!

The Executioner!

Hey, it's better than whiskey dick...

Is this the part where we fall apart with stupid mistakes...?

Well poo

That's so Svech!

In soviet Russia, you put Nyquil to sleep!

"Why bother, the Ravens were just gonna match anyways. It wasn't worth Scott Fitterererers very important and very valuable time!" What you think youre doing: In reality: Even if all it would've done is drive up the price of QBs league wide, name me one thing Scott Fitterer did all offseason more productive than that. Hurting all 32 teams > just hurting us!

You actually lose a point for picking the cheap Chinese knockoff.

Accountable to who, though?

That is the only factor that Mr Hedgefund Analytics is taking into consideration. Same reason he insisted on Frank bringing in Thomas Brown. Unfortunately for Thomas, he got stuck with Frank and Bryce, so his likelihood of attracting a HC gig, and thus being retained after this season, have quickly diminished. If Tepper actually cared about building up the black head coaching pipeline, he could have hired the proven commodity in his own building who has already been a victim of the league’s antiquated good ole boys network.

When you're a star, you just gotta shine baby!

That is exactly my point. They play like goons, in one of the most annoying cities in the history of mankind with some demonic lovecraftian horror avatar gyrating through my nightmares. And yet, I can't even muster disdain, let alone hatred for the battery throwing, Santa hating fanbase that cheers them on.

The fact that one of the most universally hated sports cities, Philly, only makes one teams' top 3 and less than 1% of overall votes, shows just how abjectly terrible that franchise is. Even in down years, the Eagles would be in every NFL fans top 5 most hated fanbases. Not to mention...

I think the bubble boy breaks the levee again tonight.

Hall Of Hate: NYR, BOS, TB Honorable Mention: FLA Canes excorcised the demons in DC with that Game 7 3OT thriller a few years ago. I watched that game at a bar full of Caps fans. I saw the heartbreak and devastation in their eyes as we cleared the benches celebrating in their misery. It warmed my soul!

Dear Leader with 30 saves and .909%... And 3 points each for our Bouncing Baby Boys! I picked a hell of a night to help my brother remodel his house for the 4th time...

I missed the game, but glad to hear the new equipment is really helping Svech's game!

You always know where to find me...