Stumpy

Joking, mostly. Ned gave up a couple easy ones the other night. Hopefully, Optimus's more patient style will pay off against a young group tonight.

A .956 save percentage in his first game back? I'll take it.

Could this be the first of many national awards for the young padawan? His family must be so proud...

He got the Cardinals Kyler Murray.

I don't envy them next time Rod has them out on the ice. The effort tonight was atrocious.

I'm feeling some neckass magic coming soon.

... also, I haven't heard a single person refer to the puck as a biscuit, a Salisbury steak or even a pork chop. 1.1/10

I miss my Caniac Queen...

Hard to believe this is only the 4th time all season we've trailed going into the 3rd.

Nothing brings a bigger smile to my face than seeing Brad Marchand get punched in his face.

... and right as I post that... Skjei making skjeit happen!

Hmm...

No poo, my high school buddy and I were working at Applebees that offseason. Taking about the draft about a week before, I told him that I wanted that TE Olsen from Miami. But, that I was sure the Panthers were gonna take Stewart or Otah. Neither one of us could believe it when they drafted both. Years later, when we traded for Olsen, he called me up, "Holy poo dude, you're like an Oracle..."

Thanks. I have NBCSN on my cable package. But, I might check this out. See if it's any better than Spectrum's streaming app.

fug Tom Dundon* *Obligatory anytime The Great One is mentioned.

Oh. A huuundred percent.

His mom said if he, "don't raise his GPA then I guess Young Tro ain't hanging out with his little friends." Sounds serious...

This is actually an artistic interpretation of the ancient czechoslovakian tradition of the Creation of the Necas.

All of them.

soon...