Stumpy

Need to see this top line stick together for a while. If we are gonna make a run in the playoffs, we need those 3 guys playing with chemistry. Let RBA move Jarvy around like the Swiss army knife that he is to fulfill his line chopping tendencies. Double, hell, triple shift him if you're feeling cute, Rod. The kid can handle it. I'd love to see all 4 of those guys getting 23+ minutes a game!

Jarvy

Chill guys. I really think RBA might have something cooking with these new lines...

11 shots through 40 minutes... what fuging team is this?

Too bad, that nerd Tulsky agreed to the Avs "No Takesy Backsky Clause" Fugging dork!

Did someone tell Tulsky that the PK is our best unit? Is this a new strategy?!?

We all wanted Burns off the ice...

Im still not on the fire Rod bandwagon. But, Dundon needs to sit both of them down make it abundantly clear that if this team doesn't get their poo together, they'll both be looking for work. The complete ineptitude of the PP is baffling, but the lack of motivation inexcusable! I remember when this team would skate through a brick wall for Brind'amour...

At least Mikko scored a goal...

Switch the top 2 lines and it makes a lot more sense. Rod is sending a message to Aho...

Slow starts have plagued this team for months at this point.

Ok svechy!

Greatest, most prophetic, act of cinematography ever made! We, truly, are living in the darkest timeline.

How do you from this ...to this ...in 2 years time?!?

Staal with a rare -2pt shift... whifs on a beauty of a dish from Svech, then immediately scores an own goal on the other end.

FanDuel has the game on Spectrum...

Chatty

Dammnit Slavin! You couldn't have let Jarvvy have that one...?!?

Good ole fashioned bear horns. A, truly, American delicacy....

Who's ready to watch Auston Matthews and the yankee doodle dandies take on the Canes tonight?

After Gretzky takes a giant on the entire notion of the nation of Sweden and questions Swedish humanity, Bissonette plays a Seth Jarvis highlight package and gets so wet talk about Jarvy that he slid right out from under the desk.