Stumpy

Aho

"I know hockey, da." Gave me some very Ivan Drago vibes!

Riley Stillman when someone comes near his goalie... We need more of that energy on this team. Especially with Freddie in net!

Never knew a chokeslam was considered hooking...

Great breakdown, but... Imma need you to keep up this same flight tracker energy come the offseason when we have $100kerillion to spend in free agency!

Weekend NHL rankings NYT/Athletic Road to the Cup All 16 playoff teams, in order from least to most likely to win the Cup, based on everything we know about matchups and seeding as of this morning (which isn’t quite everything, but should be enough). Each team gets two sentences each, no more, no less. Yada, yada, yada... 3. Carolina Hurricanes — They’re my Metro pick, edging out the Caps. There are more than a few flaws here, especially in terms of scoring, but I still think it adds up to a team that can at least get back to the conference finals, and maybe more. As I kept scrolling down, I started to think they might have forgotten about us... lol

Jarvy

A sad day for Putin... But, a glorious day for Caniac Nation! HIS IMPERIAL MAJESTY NIKISHIN I Tsar Of All The Storms Let us bask in the glory of his reign!

Rod already loathes the shootout. With everything locked up, he just wanted to get out of the building. That lineup was an exaggerated eyeroll in hockey form from RBA. With a couple guys banged up and playoff seeding already set, I was honestly surprised he pulled Freddie to try to tie it up.

Burt muthafugging Jarvis!!!

Random, corny find and replace filters. It's kinda funny tbh... poo, piss, fug, cocksucker, motherfuger, ***** and tit.

Our short king line is unstoppable!

Kk is out for a week

Smells like cabbage... Stankyboi with the snipe!!!

Chatty

Things could always be worse...

Nikki, Can't keep doing this poo...

Burns doing his best to show Dundon why we need Nikki here ASAP!

Bring back Birdman!!!

Jarvis

Forreal?!?

Chatty-Saiyan

Darling Nikki with a snipe from the blue line to keep the St. Petersburg alive in their chase for Comrade Stalin's Mustache! Looks like we gotta wait a little longer...

Sounds like #37 gonna miss the whole road trip.