Stumpy

Dude, I think I might be having Jarvy withdrawals... I ripped the sleeves off of all of my t-shirts in my sleep last night. Every bite of my Alpha-Bita cereal spelled Seth, this morning. And, I took 7 naps before lunch. I'm losing it guys! Jarvy's Jaunty Band of Jaggoffs are getting more play than he is... smh Team Canada doesn't treasure Jarvis the way he deserves. He should take his band down to Liechtenstein, get a bag of passports, and start his own Olympic team! The raw animal magnetism of Jarvilicious will bring in a handful of NHLers on its own. And, since the IOC believes in collective punishment, he could have his pick of the rookies. Then, just fill out the rest of the roster with the maple blooded great white northerners who couldn't make the top squad. Can't trust this assembled awesomery to just any old Liechtensteinien with a clipboard and a whistle. Gotta bring in a legend worthy of this gold medal gambit. A hockey HOFer with the balls to buck the system and the aura to match our maverick. Huere geil, Vaduz!!! 2030 Gold Medal guaranteed!

Swayman rocking a .700 sv% ... Shoulda called up the Bus Stop!

We gonna start giving out gold medals for doing push-ups and polishing boots, too?!?

Which Olympic sport would you eliminate, Mr Caesar? For me, it's whatever the one where they ski uphill and then do target practice with Daisy Red Ryders... That poo is for the birds! How is that even a sport? Who trains their whole life for that? Just, Why?!?

Curling is more mesmerizing and hypnotic, too!

When Vegas sees how much money is gambled on Olympic curling, give it 2 years and Big League Curl will surpass MLS for the US 5th major prospect sport. Bet on it, Bucko!

No curling...?

Got that wet ass Bussi tonight!

Staal "Selke" Bunyan

If the Canes/NHL media teams don't have a dedicated camera operator following Jarvis around Italy for a month, then ioeno wtf we are doing here.

Been a while for Buhlockey...

Maybe let up on a Vinny T a bit, ya know, just in case... lol

ESPN play-by-play has a save at 0:16, with the goal coming two and a half minutes later. 2 shots, 1 goal... not quite the "Not So Ready Freddie."

Svech

Nookie did a no-no...

Jordo

And, that's why Ehlers doesn't belong on the eraser line...

Here's hoping they blew their load trying to keep up with us... put everything on net when you know you are outmatched.

Drought-B-Gone!!!

Jank from Carrier and KK! Just like we all predicted... lmao

I dont put that much stock into the +/- in this case. Everybody on the Avs team is +20 or better thus season... it's unreal.

Luckily, they are team employees. So, we'll keep those 2 (and I assume Shane and Hannah, as well) regardless of where the games are being aired.

El Capitàn

FanDuel RSNs on the verge of liquidation. I wonder if this why the Canes had those random WRAL broadcasts earlier this season? Testing the infrastructure for when the axe inevitably falls...? I assume it will revert to ESPN+ for those of us not in the broadcast area.