Stumpy

[In my best Bomani Jones voice] Listen to me now, believe me later on. [/imbbvj] ... I got flamed for pointing this out a few weeks back.

It was the Blake vs Wally show, everyone else was just skating... lol

You're probably right. But, in my head cannon, Jackie's tiny little heart would have willed that puck into the net and the crowd would've erupted into a Storm Surge in his honor, on the road. The refs wouldn't even have continued the shootout after that. They called the game in our favor for pure awesomeness. If not for stubborn ole Rod!

Jackson Blake, playing in his home town with 80+ friends and family in attendance, puts the team on his back to get the game to OT where he almost completes the hat trick. And, you don't call his number in the shootout?!? Imagine what that would have meant to a young kid who no one thought would ever sniff the big leagues...

What the actual fug Rod?!? I was joking with that post thinking even Rod couldn't fug up a shootout lineup that bad.

Svech got robbed!!!

If Rod doesn't put 53 out there I will lose my poo!

Blake wanted to win it in front of his family so bad! He is a man possessed tonight. Dude is gonna be a monster when he grows into his body!

Turns out everyone who said Stank couldn't play 2C were right... He's our 1C right now!

Freddie didn't even bother trying...

Kucci deserved that shutout! Smdh...

Our next men up in net are 7-1 this season. Our starter is 5-4.

Kucci's always best when you get some rhythm going! I wish people extended the same grace to Kucci that they give to Freddie... Coming off a long injury rehab, and basically not playing in 6 months, Kochetkov's numbers are better by virtually every metric. But, PK's the problem... lol

Stank the Tank

Way to pump up the crowd for gameday... lol How about something like... (Ahem) Despite half our team being in the ICU, and the ther half the morgue, we still have the 2nd best record in the eastern conference and top 5 overall in the league. While on the mend, we are still pacing our Stanley Cup competition. At the same time, we have established proven depth and may have found a few gems for the future. Not to mention increasing the value of our prospect pool in case Tulsky decides to go shopping at the deadline. Oh, and our young Russian import we've been drooling over for years is finally here and looks every part the budding superstar we all fantasized he could be. Some fans might be disappointed with how our season has started. But, I promise you, GMs around the league are terrified watching what's going down in Raleightown! Now...

Rough game all around... Freddie shaky then shook. Aho + Jarvis MIA Ghost, Walker and Miller looking tired and rusty.

Whip it out bois!

And, there goes Freddie... welp.