Stumpy

Stank the Tank

Way to pump up the crowd for gameday... lol How about something like... (Ahem) Despite half our team being in the ICU, and the ther half the morgue, we still have the 2nd best record in the eastern conference and top 5 overall in the league. While on the mend, we are still pacing our Stanley Cup competition. At the same time, we have established proven depth and may have found a few gems for the future. Not to mention increasing the value of our prospect pool in case Tulsky decides to go shopping at the deadline. Oh, and our young Russian import we've been drooling over for years is finally here and looks every part the budding superstar we all fantasized he could be. Some fans might be disappointed with how our season has started. But, I promise you, GMs around the league are terrified watching what's going down in Raleightown! Now...

Rough game all around... Freddie shaky then shook. Aho + Jarvis MIA Ghost, Walker and Miller looking tired and rusty.

Whip it out bois!

And, there goes Freddie... welp.

Jesus Jarvy... Watch him skate by, then the laziest hook in the world to negate our PP... wtf dude?!?

Lucky MFer... smdh

That was in!!!

Weak ass call!

Nystrom with a couple great plays to keep it 2-0

Strome made a joke about Aho's hairline... lol

Stank the Tank!

Is it time to retire Baby Aho...?

Today's Projected Lineup... Forwards Svechnikov - Aho - Jarvis Ehlers - Stankoven - Blake Carrier - Staal - Martinook Hall - Kotkaniemi - Robinson --- Defense Miller - Walker Nikishin - Gostisbehere Reilly - Nystrom --- Starting Goaltender Andersen --- Injuries Jalen Chatfield (Upper-Body Injury | No Timetable For Return) Shayne Gostisbehere (Midsection Injury | No Timetable For Return) Charles Alexis Legault (Hand Injury | Out 3-4 Months From Nov. 11) Jaccob Slavin (Lower-Body Injury | "Out For A While" as of Oct. 14) --- Scratches Gavin Bayreuther Brandon Bussi Mark Jankowski --- PP1: Aho, Ehlers, Jarvis, and Svechnikov with Gostisbehere PP2: Blake, Hall, and Stankoven with Miller and Walker

Hurricanes D Legault out 3 to 4 months after hand surgery The Carolina Hurricanes announced that defenceman Charles Alexis Legault had surgery to repair multiple torn extensor tendons in his right hand on Monday. He is expected to miss three to four months recovering. Damn. Sucks for the kid. Heal up well and bank that NHL paycheck while you get right! Seems like such a freak thing. But, I'm always amazed more stuff like this doesn't happen in a sport where players fight with knives on their feet.

1st ️: 1 G, 1 A, 2 SOG, +2, 14:14 TOI 2nd ️: 2 A, 4 SOG, 3 TK, +1, 15:59 TOI 3rd ️: 1 G, 2 SOG, 2 BS, 2 hits, 26:43 TOI

Just don't look at any of the other teams stats... lol

Teach me your ways, fine sage!

You get a makeup call and you get a makeup call...

Lmao