R0CKnR0LLA

XL called into the office Monday morning:

reminds me of charles johnson. the first two picks of this last draft are looking excellent

bruh shoot our STs into the sun

Bryce with his best Mahomes impression

I said last week, just run him on go routes non-stop to drag off defenders and open things up for TMac and Coker, but literally never actually pass XL the ball. That's the best value you're gonna get outta him.

XL drops an easy routine catch, game cuts away to a highlight of Ladd McConkey with a long TD catch my life is pain

thats got to be one of the worst calls i've seen this season, just baffling you'd even consider calling that

yeah you guys are a bunch of haters. obviously he just needs more time maybe by year 4 or 5 he'll figure out how to take a snap under center and year 6 or 7 he'll figure out the whole "throwing the ball beyond the LOS" thing just chill guys be patient

damn there's a lot of commercials and i'm not saying that as a negative

anytime there's a sack / negative play / penalty... just go ahead and start warming up the punter captain noodle arm and his 3 YPA can't overcome a bad down and distance

professional NFL starting QB and doesn't know how to take a snap under center

NFL probably wants the Panthers to win here, so it will set up a winner-take-all on week 18. If the Bucs win here there are a lot of scenarios where the final game doesn't matter.

Dowdle and Hubbard are a hell of a one-two punch at RB TMac and Coker are a hell of a duo at WR OLine - one of the best, most consistent (and most expensive) And the offense still blows somehow. Gee what could it be.

hey guys, how bad do you think bryce will shtt the bed today?

Should definitely look to trade him in the offseason. Some team will fork over draft picks thinking they can turn his career around, especially considering what happened to Mayfield and Darnold after they left here. I think a lot of people will be surprised at how high of a pick he would fetch too. There's a dozen guys you could bring in to match (or exceed) Bryce's production for 1/10th of what his 5th year option is going to cost. Let some other dumb team pay that (and ship us draft picks for the privilege). Dump Dalton too while you're at it, start the QB room over from scratch.

Bryce looks like a guy who hasn't touched the weight room in 3 years. He's built like a dude that eats avocado lettuce wraps and does pilates.

Yeah, we should definitely bring in a QB to stick in just for the short yard sneaks. And while we're at it, get a guy to sub in for any end of game/half hail mary throws, since Bryce can't do that either. ...and probably about 50 other plays that Bryce can't handle. So maybe just get a new QB altogether and stop wasting a roster spot on the midget.

pretty much. first time I really cared about a game in 7 years since Tepper bout the team, and of course they come out and play the most limp D football imaginable. I should have known better

PLAYOFFS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS WE'RE SO FUGGING BACK, LETS GO

chiefs out of the playoffs lulz lol fug em and all their bandwagon swiftie fans

Patriots are bitch slapping the Bills right now. They sure seem to be legit. Part of me thinks the dream scenario would be Panthers going on a crazy playoff run, making the super bowl, and getting a revenge matchup against the Pats.

Has to be the most important game since Tepper has bought the team?

Funny the Lions and 49ers have 8 and 9 wins, and both are 3rd in their division. While we're 7-6 sitting in first place But fug it, I'll take it

trade them Bryce, straight up

He pressured the city to give him $650 million for stadium upgrades that he could have easily paid for himself. When he gives more to the community that he extorts from it then I'll say he's great for the community. As of today, the community is hundreds of millions in the negative when it comes to Tepper and he can rightfully fug off.