joemac

Jordan does, or at least used to live in that same building. I used to work in the BB&T building uptown that’s right next door. You could pick Jordan’s WiFi network from the parking deck sometimes. It was named “His Airness”. Also used to see Lambos and poo pulling out of the underground parking garage for the condo building all the time.

With any luck we just re-signed our starting QB for the next 3 or 4 years.

He plays a lot like Johnny Manziel did. Which is to say, horrendous.

Exactly!!! The man is only 32 years old. That is right in the prime for QBs. He’s had tons of time to work out, heal, and refine his game. I honestly expect him to come out and kick some ass. Maybe not RIGHT away, but once he gets settled in we should see that same old Cam Newton magic in Charlotte!

We will probably be able to move him if we agree to pay like half his salary or some poo. He would make a great tank commander for a year for some team.

Yea but we all know that poo ain’t happening LOL

Who the fug around here is a Darnold lover?!

Cam to Tepper this morning:

You guys remember when, like a month ago, that dumb ass motherfuger Terry Bradshaw said Sam Darnold could turn out to be the best QB in Panthers history? LOL!

I was just thinking that poo a minute ago lol. We’ve got like 45 million dollars tied up in QBs this season lol.

Hopefully we don’t even need Watson moving forward. It’s Ace Boogie SZN.

Turns out Sam going out there looking like Jimmy Clausen led us right back to Cam Newton, just like Clausen originally did. The universe works in mysterious ways lol.

Looks like if Cam comes in and plays well this year he could be our QB for the next 3 or 4 seasons.

In what world is Cams physical ceiling lower than Darnolds? Have you been watching football this season? Cam actually looked really sharp in preseason and he was throwing darts of the Pats. Go back and watch the highlights. And we all know Can can still run with the best of them. You must be the only guy salty over this news. It’s kinda weird.

Darnold in shambles

All of it.

Lol Cam was never elite?! fug outta here with that bullshit.

Its painfully obvious to anybody even paying attention a little bit that this team is going NOWHERE until we get a bonafide franchise QB. Whatever route they take to do that, they need to hurry the fug up. We're going to end up wasting the primes of all of our standout players because the braintrust of this team cannot figure out how to get a decent QB. I dont care how they do it, either draft a guy, make a trade, or if one comes on the open market, sign them. But, we're going to be in purgatory until this happens. It doesn't matter what the rest of the team looks like. They tried to game the system by getting Sam, and that was an epic fail. They got too cute, too much hubris, and it jumped up and bit them right in their asses. Now, we as fans, are all paying for it, and will continue to pay for it until they figure it out. Clocks ticking, assholes.

I think people forget how good or not good Jake actually was. Yeah, he was clutch as hell, and we had success with him, but its not like he ever lit up the scoreboard or the stat sheet. His career high for passing yards was 3886, and TDs was 29 - both coming in the same season. He threw a ton of picks relative to the number of passes he attempted and TDs he threw. Not saying hes not a Panthers legend, because he is, and I have nothing but fond memories of his time here (except for the infamous playoff game). BUT Cousins is objectively a better QB all around than Jake. Its just a fact. His career high in passing yards is 4917, and hes over 4000 just about every single year of his starting career. Also he throws way less INTs and way more TDs than Jake ever though about throwing, and hes usually right around 70% completion. The only thing Jake has over Kirk is the "clutch" factor.

poo, I would take Cousins in a heartbeat. Dude is actually very good. He would immediately be the second best QB in Panthers history.

Deshaun Watson? LOL