Carl Spackler

Scott Fitterer simply does not lose trades. Except for every trade he makes.

Saints 30, Panthers 7. Closer to kickoff, the more confident I am in a blowout loss.

1) if you're thinking a loss tomorrow gets Rhule fired, you're going to have to keep thinking that about 30 more times. 2) there are A LOT of closet Bills fans on the Huddle now, wanting to give away the best player on your team just to see him kick ass elsewhere. I mean I guess I get it, the Bills will win more games next month than the Panthers will win in the next five seasons combined.

He was saying that if the right price came up, Cuban might sell Dallas. Then, in that same case, Charlotte would become available. The context was owners in their 60s feeling like they’d want to sell if Phoenix got 4-5 billion. Not that Charlotte was next to be sold. It’s important to hear what he was discussing before, and he was using present tense, as I understand it, just as he was using present tense in Dallas potentially being sold.

Sunday feels like a 21-39, 176 yards, 3-4 INT game from the Bake Show.

37-10 L on Sunday. Garbage-time field goal.

If you look at the guys who are active on Sundays at 1 p.m., not a single one believes they're going to win. They know going in that someone's gonna do something stupid, or the refs are gonna spot the ball 8 yards short, or Rhule will challenge a Panthers touchdown, and they will lose. For nothing in this world is as certain as when the Carolina Panthers play an NFL regular season game, their opponent will win.

I do believe the Panthers will be in line for a win one time this season, like 99% chance of winning with less than 30 seconds left, and Rhule will do something so insanely stupid that it costs the team its only win. Something like icing his punter and it gets blocked and returned for a TD, or thinking it's third down when it's fourth and Baker takes a knee at his own 5 and the other team kicks a FG, something like that.

Matt Rhule is the Scott Fitterer of David Teppers.

I may have. Think of me as Eddy Pineiro when he needs an extra point to win.

which, coincidentally, is usually during the kickoff. "The season is underway, and the Panthers have officially been eliminated from the playoffs"

Legit made me laugh. damn, this is fun 2025 matt rhule - We haven't used a football in weeks, practicing with a fresh-baked ham works just as well, and tastes great

If the Panthers fanbase were fair-weather, it would've ceased to exist years ago and www.carolinahuddle.com/ would lead you to "This URL Is Available On GoDaddy!"

2024 matt rhule - I can feel it and I tell our guys every day, we're close. that elusive win is coming *goes 0-17 again*

2023 matt rhule - punting on first down is great for field position

All joking and sarcasm aside, I firmly believe Rhule will lead this team to 0-17 and will not get fired. Then, next year, he will lead them to 0-17 again, and will not get fired.

Just saying, Mikrop would be a good name to use

I'd like to see Chinn with a better coaching staff. Probably will once he bolts in free agency after not getting to experience a win for 2-3 years.

Maybe we'll get an answer to a question about Avrillevinesky's comments @poundaway

Me fire Rhule? That's unpossible!

Orlovsky Orvilisky Orvilesky Arviloofsky Avrilovski

I root for Moore and McCaffrey. The rest can be replaced by other USFL-tier players and the outcomes would not change a bit.

I'm just letting you know, it's spelled "Orlovsky." Not a single "i" in his last name.

He was previously ESPN's NASCAR writer. Excellent reputation.

David Newton is the Matt Rhule of writers.