Carl Spackler

It’s Shitterer. This team is gonna be named the Dead Capthers by the end of the year.

I’ve called a spade a spade many times. However, my track record on draft picks far exceeds how poorly you wish it to be. Glad to expound if needed Even more concerning are the trades I’ve hated in recent memory, and how those exact trades wound up being abject failures. You’re welcome to be excited about it, because this team’s owner wants you to be excited about his newest shiny new toy. But with a sub Rhule-tier GM picking, you’re not gonna be smiling for very long.

Get ready to be disappointed on draft night and for the next several years.

Looks like you’ll also have a lot of people to quote in less than a year

I was also told no way I was smarter than David Tepper, who absolutely schooled me when he snapped up Matt Rhule.

Been here since 2009, not leaving.

Levis or Will Anderson as a cover for trading Burns. Sorry, Frank. Your first season is gonna hand another No. 1 overall right back to Chicago.

I’m gonna have a lot of people to quote when this trade fails as miserably as I know it will. Y’all really got scammed by Tepper already and you’re lapping it up yet again

Hell of a crippling deal. Tepper finally has his Kobe for Divac level trade b

Shitterer has no plan. Only a No. 1 overall going back to Chicago for free

Siri, what is the trade version of hiring Matt Rhule to a huge contract

If it were any GM other than Shitterer and any owner but Tepper it might work

0.00% chance.

For Chicago.

Watch and see

It’s Tepper and Fitterer. They can’t do anything but trip over their dicks.

I will be proven right once again and poo’d by incels until then, just like when I said Rhule was an embarrassment and needed to be fired in November 2020.

It’s Tepper. Levis or Richardson at 1

Watch this be for Levis

Damn Bears give up 1 top pick and get a superstar WR, another top pick next year and more picks

Blow me

Matt Rhule was 100x the head coach that Scott Fitterer is as a GM.

Dude just likes the PR of picking first

Tepper hit the dumbass button again

Easily the worst trade in franchise history. Top 2 worst all time