Carl Spackler

Shaq's not a bad player, but he's not an excellent player. If he were an excellent player, he'd be traded for draft picks already, since the front office is run by Huddlers whose Super Bowl is draft night. Shaq is, however, an outspoken critic of some of Tepper's decisions and he carried a decent cap number, so he gone. Plus it's a double win for Fitterer, because he immediately downgrades at another position.

Because this trade sucked out loud, due to the fact you either did one of two things: You drafted a potentially good QB and gave him zero weapons and a bunch of dogshit (best-case scenario) or you drafted a potential dogshit QB and gave him zero weapons and just made the Chicago Bears into the early-'90s Cowboys.

Laviska Shitault and Terrace Marshall Jr. will surely replace DJ's numbers this season. Well, his numbers against the Bucs in Week 17.

You gonna be crying in November homie

I'd always rather give up picks than players. You gave up a sure thing for a lottery ticket. That's a colossal L.

Finesser is the least-appropriate name in Huddle history. A guy who's lightyears away from even being as good as a Matt Rhule-tier GM -- potentially the worst GM in all of professional sports, when you consider the damage he's done and is doing -- doesn't deserve "Finesser."

TMJ is Dwayne Jarrett without a drinking problem.

Fitt bought them a SB appearance at minimum.

lmao I don't care if he signs back or not, but enjoy your fetish for being wrong

This is awesome, I'm gonna be disappointed if y'all don't go back and poo every post since 2009 @dirtyharry@WarmThunder and don't post a single time on your alts, either.

Hell yeah, it's 0-post alt SZN

@RJKyour sorry-ass is falling behind its alt, keep up

More like shittyharry @dirtyharry

Alt going off

I have marginally more trust in the coach, who hasn’t proven himself, than the GM, who despite the best efforts of his crack team of bootlickers, has proven himself to be an absolute buffoon.

It amuses me how I’ll say something, get flamed for it and told I couldn’t be smarter than X, be right, then the cycle begins anew.

Even sadder is its validity.

I cannot trust Shitterer at all, and props to the incels who are lapping up another hollow Tepper “win.” He will do the “Draft Day” move of dealing away his best player to move up and draft someone he could’ve had without moving.

Keep jacking off to Scott Fitterer getting fleeced again.

Gave up DJ Moore for Will Levis.

Because the wrong quarterback will be chosen. The team traded to 1 to get a player available at 7 (Levis or Richardson).

@dirtyharry you interested in me or something

The Chicago Tribune’s full-page feature on how Scott Fitterer built the Bears into a Super Bowl champion in a single day will be really interesting to read.

Then you will be disappointed.

Sure it is. Until you consider what was traded away, and the inability of the GM and owner to pick the right QB, or even the second-most right QB.