Carl Spackler

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He meant to compete for the backup job. Nothing lost by giving him a training camp and preseason. Selling low is retarded. You think Trader Fitt is so good that he's swindling a 7th-rounder out of a 3rd-round pick from last year?

I had an expectation that if you're trading to No. 1, you know who you want and you don't mind leaking it. This is the first time in NFL history that's not been the case, and since it's a David Tepper-owned team, it's not surprising in the least.

That's wishful thinking. Nothing's been proven, and Reich might have a hard-on for Levis. If Stroud is the pick, OK. Still shouldn't have given up Moore. If Young is the pick, shouldn't have traded to 1.

Fitterer can definitely pick some impact WRs. Shi Smith and Terrace Marshall Jr. inspire a lot of confidence. Having a proven WR was too smart.

Have they come out and said Stroud is the guy?

I would've signed off on the deal 100% if they came out and said Stroud was the guy, and Moore was substituted with another pick or two.

Best-case, it's Stroud throwing to ditch-diggers and overpaid USFL tight ends. Worst-case, it's all of that but Levis.

Trading Moore and picking the wrong guy, then giving the wrong guy fry cooks as WRs, thereby making the 2024 first-round pick top 3 or better? Yeah, that's crippling, my guy.

Again I answered it, I said I had no issue with trading picks for Stroud. Can you read? I literally said exactly that. If I have no issue with doing it, it means I'd do it.

The Bears have no excuse to not be playing in a Super Bowl within three years, tops. Fitterer assembled a good team up there.

Value-wise it’s a toss-up leaning toward Chicago in my opinion. Picking the right QB means it’s a win. Otherwise, the point values fall behind the quality of the selection.

You just asked me what I’d do and I answered you.

That’s what scares me. Every new day is worse than the last.

If I were a Bears fan, I’d buy a bunch of Panthers gear as a thank-you for jump-starting my SB hopes.

Soon as they say “give us Moore,” I’d tell them to get fuged. I’d offer another first before him. Would you rather have a boat, or a mystery box that could be something as good as a boat? You take the sure thing. This franchise is obsessed with the mystery box. But I don’t hate trading picks for Stroud. I dislike trading up for Young, and believe the entire front office and coaching staff should be tarred and feathered if they did all that poo so Trader Dumbass could just spend more time on his phone getting fleeced and landing Tim Couch’s illegitimate son. This concern is further exacerbated by the fact that Reich likes Jacob Eason, who compares to Levis. If he likes Levis like that, he’s no better than Rhule.

Don’t put it past Fitterer to forget he traded away next year’s first, and conduct business as if he still has it. If he trades out of Stroud for Levis he needs to be drawn and quartered.

Shoot them into the sun with Shittsmagic, then, because that would’ve been stupid But if Tepdaddy, Reich and Co. think Levis is their guy, they can join them.

I didn’t pay hardly any attention to the Carr threads, because it was never going to happen.

That’s easy, because I didn’t. Lmao

That in itself means Reich and his coaching staff already failed and need to be fired. Trading your best player and future picks for the right to trade down and land Tim Couch is a sub-Rhulean move.

There’s plenty of picks left. The problem is not one of them matters if the first one is the wrong one.

Getting cute and overthinking it is ingrained in this team’s identity.

Not necessarily. If it’s not Stroud or Young you can stop worrying about winning for the next 10 years.