Carl Spackler

Oof, he's also being traded for cash.

This roster is already the best outdoor-sports roster of any pro team in Charlotte

Excited to get Anton Walkes!

We're also far more likely to win 1-0 matches than 5-4 shootouts, unless the squad makeup changes and there's a forward-heavy construction.

I'd definitely like to feel best about our center and left/right backs heading into next year.

Correct, believe it's on WSOC.

I'd like to see your grades for each pick after the draft, too.

William Pulisic, a GK and the cousin of Christian Pulisic, would be an interesting choice. Has NC ties. BTW, Columbus Crew exposed Dick and Bush

I copped the replica one today as well. Honestly, I like the white collar better than the striped one and wish we just had a solid white collar.

I still remember back when you pooed me for saying these things

fuging wild game, that was one of the most fun ones I’ve attended in a long time

Mike Glennon didn't go to Temple, so I doubt it. You're thinking of Chris Myarick.

Oh we're going down like 52-3 in Week 18.

Maybe, but I'd never heard him called "Kenny," he's just "Ken" to me

It definitely is not worth it to me. But I've never bought the "authentic" jerseys, because unless you're standing in front of or beside me, you wouldn't know the difference (or you're a nerd who'd nitpick my collar, which I'd honestly find funny). I get why people spring for the authentic jerseys. It's just not for me.

Kenny Anderson was a dick. Great college player, good NBA player.

I'd rather have Miguel Angel Ramirez coach this team for the rest of the season. That said, I'll step away and let y'all continue this roast thread. Any potshots at woeful management, incompetent coaches and indifferent players are welcome, as long as they're creative.

Both our definitions are suspect, considering we follow this weekly train wreck.

When did Tepper paint the BOA seats burgundy and add "Washington Football Team" signage?

Tepper should give PSL owners a huge November and December discount. Since he bought the team, we've won three home games in November and none in December. 4-23 in the second half of the season, soon to be 4-28. That's a .125 win percentage. Excellent stuff. There's no "we're on pace to be as bad as the Jaguars," or "at least we're not the Lions" anymore. This is the ultimate sad sack NFL franchise, the epitome of front-office stupidity, on-field apathy and general dysfunction from the top to the bottom.

Oh there's no chance in hell. Our pre-2018 motto was #KeepPounding. It's now #KeepGettingPounded.

Remember when Cam dropped the snap, scooped up the ball and jumped over the goal line to beat the Bucs in 2017? Wasn't that cool? Back when CMC was a rookie, Mike Shula was our OC and Jerry Richardson was our owner? That's the most recent time we won at home in December. Pretty awesome. And thanks to Rhule, we can shoot for a five-year losing streak in December home games next year! Keep Getting Pounded!

Prepare to be disappointed for the next five Sundays, my man

We’ve got five more losses to go. I bet the tone will be different then.

It’s not. It’s just a different form of dysfunction. These players hate Rhule just as much, if not more, than theirs hate Meyer. Considering Meyer’s resume has far more on it than Rhule’s they probably respect him more