Carl Spackler

EL OH EL. The NFL could say if the Panthers lose to the Bucs by under 14 it'd be a win, and it'll still be a loss. Matt Rhule won't win another game.

What time did you do that?

Then no one will go to the games and the team will still go winless.

Your billionaire boot-licking is both noted and respected.

I live right outside of Charlotte. I don’t give a flying fug if they never play another down here. The only fun is in making fun of them.

I appreciate your consecutive run of questions and am happy to continue the back-and-forth as long as you like. It will happen within the next 5-6 years, at most. To assist, here are some follow-up questions you can ask me: - What will come of the stadium? - Why will this happen? - What makes you think Rhule is unqualified?

Obviously, the place which offers the most money and the sweetheart stadium deal. There’s a plethora of options — St. Louis, Toronto and London (“London Panthers sounds good to us!” - @Panthers, 10/2019) are the front-runners.

Getting rid of any players worth a damn, assembling the worst coaching staff in professional sports and alienating a fan base so he can move the team. The only difference with “Major League” is that it’ll work this time.

Brian Burns — will be traded for picks CMC — see above DJ Moore — will let walk in FA Reddick — will sign elsewhere in FA Shaq — will be traded for picks If you’ve ever seen “Major League” then you’ll recognize what Tepper is doing.

I haven’t watched in a month. I just enjoy creatively roasting them.

Spoiler: he will still be coaching here next year and will not win a single game

Where is it?

I want like 20 blowout losses in a row.

Sure he can. Watch him. Lol

Not really. They’ll be mediocre once they’re in another city in 4 years.

Prepare to be disappointed again!

It’s Raiders for me. Might never come back regardless of Rhule

Get excited about Bruce Young staying in school to avoid a team on a 24-game losing streak

fug it extend his contract. Go for 100 losses in a row

Matt Rhule has already won his last regular season game as an NFL coach. If he’s here next year, it’s on a 24-game losing streak. If that doesn’t get him fired, he’ll have a 41-game losing streak.

I hope the Panthers spend their remaining years in Charlotte being booed lustily every snap at every home game

So are they gonna be the London Panthers, the St. Louis Panthers or the Toronto Panthers?

No owner is this dumb. He wants the team out of Charlotte and killing off the fanbase does it. It’s George Shinn-type tactics but as far as I’m concerned, keep the soccer team here by selling it, and move the fuging Panthers somewhere else. We don’t need their garbage anymore and aside from about 15 people, no one wants it I enjoy the Huddle banter quite a bit, but I’ll probably never pull for this sorry franchise again. Will absolutely root for them to go 0-17 every year.

I was very excited but it was tempered by needing to see more, before I’d be convinced it was anything short of the mirage it proved to be.

I’m hoping for a 72-0 L