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  1. Carl Spackler
    At least now, you'll never again have to worry about picking 7th-15th, because the only time the Panthers will ever have a first-round pick outside the top 6 is if they acquire one in a trade.
  2. Carl Spackler
    By the way, McCaffrey's been IR'd when he's actually able to play for a combined six games over the last two years. A coach can influence the narrative.
  3. Carl Spackler
    I'm more proud of those fans than anything the players did
  4. Carl Spackler
    I also work in advertising, but to be honest, the messaging would've needed to be in market at least a few weeks ago for a real impact. Rhule made it this far -- he's getting another year, unfortunately, so just boo lustily whenever humanly possible and save the cash for september, when the campaign can really stretch its legs
  5. Carl Spackler
    Ugh, fuging science-denying boomers.
  6. Carl Spackler
    He's gonna be such dogshit too. As is the case with every position Rhule impacts, it'll be an astronomical downgrade
  7. Carl Spackler
    Nah the rest of the cap and the 2023 first-rounder is going away in the Mariota trade, then Howell goes first-round along with somebody from Baylor
  8. Carl Spackler
    Dwayne Jarrett actually scored a regular-season touchdown. This is a taller Ryne Robinson
  9. Carl Spackler
    This guy gets it. No joke, guarantee he trades 2023 FRP
  10. Carl Spackler
    Traffic will be 3x worse for Knights games
  11. Carl Spackler
    Oh, nobody's a bigger Rhule fan than me. I've always known he'd turn it around
  12. Carl Spackler
    Yes. His name is Sam Howell, and you're going to be really excited about him until the end of Week 1.
  13. Carl Spackler
    It took Jay-Z 7 years to win a Super Bowl
  14. Carl Spackler
    lol yeah, I'm sure he had his own IAmHubby too
  15. Carl Spackler
    It's like a dog whistle, just because you can't notice it doesn't mean it's not working perfectly
  16. Carl Spackler
    I guess it is. Flailing aimlessly amidst constant failure is, in some ways, a concept. And you gotta hand it to Rhule: as rich as his contract is, nobody's better at passing the buck. fuging bitch.
  17. Carl Spackler
    Sam Howell will just be the next in a line of failed QBs. You're witnessing like the 2000 Cleveland Browns through the 2018 Cleveland Browns, only without that 11-5 season in 2007. Howell is the Panthers' Brady Quinn, only picked in the top 6.
  18. Carl Spackler
    That gut feeling is predicated on what previous regimes did, and how they, you know, tried to get better. No such concept exists now.
  19. Carl Spackler
    I believe it. I never thought I would, but I never thought an NFL team could be as bad as the Panthers are. They're not only bad, they're unlikable, they have no identity or character, they have absolutely no future other than that of winless seasons and abject failure, and their owner is as likable as Charlie Manson
  20. Carl Spackler
    I haven't watched a single football game at any level since November. Don't plan on it next year, either, other than a few college games and the Navy/Notre Dame game I'm planning on attending
  21. Carl Spackler
    Rhule will throw 5 years, $80 million and $32 million guaranteed at Mariota
  22. Carl Spackler
    Since Rhule/Fitterer will trade the No. 1 overall in 2023 for a late-rounder in 2022, who's picking first?
  23. Carl Spackler
    You've nailed it, with the correction I added above
  24. Carl Spackler
    The fewer picks Rhule gets in his last season, the better. The more he gets, the worse off they'll be for the next five years. And the more trades, the worse off as well.
  25. Carl Spackler
    It's like: would you trade DJ Moore for Kenny Robinson, straight up? Because that's what you're getting.
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