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2022 Charlotte FC Game Thread
Carl Spackler replied to MillionDollarCam's topic in Charlotte Football Club
The Charlottest way to Charlotte away a game. They’re officially a David Tepper Team now. Can’t even enjoy a goal bc of the choke. -
The Panthers have a lot of leaks coming from our staff
Carl Spackler replied to WarPanthers89's topic in Carolina Panthers
I imagine a trade call with Fitterer, Rhule and Houston going like this: Texans: So, what are you giving us? Rhule: We'll go 3 first-rounders, 2 second-rounders, McCaffrey, Burns and Chinn Texans (snickering): Well, *brief pause* Fitterer: Fine. Four first-rounders, 3 second-rounders, McCaffrey, Burns, Chinn and Moore? Texans (floored, barely stifling laughter): I mean...are you... Rhule: FINE. FIVE FIRST-ROUNDERS, SIX SECOND-ROUNDERS, SEVEN THIRD-ROUNDERS, EIGHT FOURTH-ROUNDERS, MCCAFFREY, BURNS, CHINN, MOORE AND MOTON. Are we even getting close? Texans: Alright, you talked us into it. Tepper: Mission Accomplished -
You don't need a comma after "but" -- just saying. Also, he's just a Darnold Variant.
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Tepper hired a private investigator to look into Deshaun Watson
Carl Spackler replied to Zod's topic in Carolina Panthers
Also the City of Charlotte will be on the hook for half of Watson's contract. -
An absolute ton of people were thrilled to lock him up in the "Panthers extend Robby Anderson's contract" thread. Didn't say they wanted him over him, but one is related to the other. Less likely to spend money on the better player.
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People wanted Robby, you got Robby. Only problem: he sucks
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Calvin Ridley suspended for the 2022 season
Carl Spackler replied to Mr. Scot's topic in Carolina Panthers
Found the dumbass bootlickers -
The NFL as a whole would do better if the Panthers were contracted.
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Calvin Ridley suspended for the 2022 season
Carl Spackler replied to Mr. Scot's topic in Carolina Panthers
I wish Tepper and Rhule would get busted for betting on games. -
Or, you let the market decide it and sign a backup tackle from the Lions to a huge multi-year deal and forfeit the comp pick.
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But, whatever. This is only one reason I won't go to another Panthers game, nor will I wear Panthers stuff. It's not the top reason by any stretch. You're giving up your best player so Matt Rhule can draft a trash QB or some loser that Rhule recruited in HS. But if y'all are willing to pony up thousands of dollars in PSLs to watch 0-17, hey, go right ahead.