Carl Spackler

I just wanna see NFL Properties’ posters they design for him in Atlanta. The Perfect Touch Rising Up Taking By Force Refuse to Lose

Ole Miss and Virginia Tech do

Wouldn’t be the first time

Wonder which writer will tweet “Definitely did NOT see that coming ” next, then when prompted reply “Oh I meant my DoorDash order having an extra side of fries. Sorry”

Because they don’t know anything

Wills

One thing that doesn’t help Carolina is its owner, coach, roster, draft capital, front office and reputation. But otherwise, it’s a great option!

He’s probably working with his publicist and graphic designer on “rise up” merchandise right now

My source says we should hear something this spring

I hope he decides to go back to Houston

Watson Watch Day 63: The Reckoning, Part XII

You guys are placing entirely too much faith in people who have no closer of a tie to the situation than I do.

Watson Watch Day 9: The Finale, Part II

Watson Watch Day 8: Wats For Dinner

Watson Watch Day 7: The Watsmen

Watson Watch Day 6: The Watchening

Damn bro beat me to it

Typically if you’re the first person to get a job interview, and then they start adding more candidates and doing more interviews after you, it means you’re not getting it. Which I would say is good in this case. But then Rhule will trade the next two firsts for Baker Mayfield, so there’s not a genuinely good outcome.

I was named Assistant Defensive Special Assistant to the Run Game Coordinator Coach Coordinator

Watson Watch Day 5: The Watchelor

Typically, teams are young when they exclusively sign players from where the coach was before he was hired, and they jettison everyone who was part of the successful regime. If this is what passes for Tepper and Rhule trying, God help you when they stop trying.

Fify

Who’s Watson?

It’s just hilarious how you blame all of that on the running back and not the offensive line, coach, defense, anything else. Just an illogical obsession. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.