Carl Spackler

As likely as the sun rising in the West.

Good. This means they're getting rid of him soon.

His only media will be about that. George Shinn 2.0

2005 is goated.

This covers it pretty well: https://www.carolinahuddle.com/topic/176496-matt-rhule-dresses-like-a-goddamn-slob/?do=findComment&comment=5787899

He conveniently ignored the team nearly made the playoffs

He chooses what he wears and how he conducts himself. Also not much evidence to support your second point.

Helluva turnaround the last couple of weeks. More practices, more acclimation and more on-pitch time together has really worked wonders.

Browns sign him and move Watson to WR.

You’re not making any sents.

Fify

Bravvion Roy: the defensive line’s PJ Walker

So…multi-year extension incoming?

The Rhule Tax.

I believe it's first-come, first-serve, though @DeSim. So if you get there together there should be no problem.

He can lift the Lombardi one day and clean out his fuging desk the next

Trading for Love is not a smart move, Chuck

The UNC fans have realized their pathway to Howell is trading down. Regardless, the smartest method of acquiring a quarterback this year is to draft one. Giving up assets like cap and draft picks for someone else's failed project is just a rehash of the last two years.

Not too often you get a guy who played QB, RB and WR for a team.

He's destined for the USFL, just like P.J, Walker (once Rhule is fired)

Y'all just love to tempt fate.

I think so. Not sure that it could be topped in CFL, Arena ball or something comparable.

Football's version of Randolph Childress.

Rhule sucks

Dameyune Craig.