Carl Spackler

Lmao literally being a condescending dickrider with your reply

It’s one thing to be optimistic. It’s another to be a condescending dickrider.

you cape for Matt Rhule, lol

Thanks for the recap. Reads like a puff piece with 10% objectivity to water it down a bit.

Rhule tax will cost you 3-4 wins any other coach would get

Rest of the division would have to go 2-13 in their other games

And Tepper still somehow downgraded.

David Tepper is the Matt Rhule of owners.

If it existed before 2018, Tepper wants it gone.

That's not the first light blue merch that's been sold. I have a Vineyard Vines Panthers polo that's the same color. Not everything will be in electric blue.

Jarrett Bush.

If anybody knows what makes a good football player, it's Matt Rhule.

Ron showed some willingness to adapt his philosophy. He gets the nod by a bit.

You definitely know Tecklenburg is coming back.

Well if there’s a franchise to emulate, it’s definitely the Jaguars

Contain your surprise

We'd need to experience some success before an A/B test can be created.

If only Robbie Anderson didn't sign with Temple, it'd be far less of an issue

The 1-9, in all fairness, is 4-9 if three passes aren’t dropped by a UDFA tight end or RB. And two or three more were thrown away because of the pass rush. Context is sometimes worth considering.

I rate Fitterer as a Rhule-tier GM. I’d love to have Dan Morgan calling the shots with Ben Navarro as the owner.

Production appears nearly impossible to come by outside of CMC, though. Rhule as of now has hit on exactly one draft pick in three years, a rate that surely makes Marty Hurney cackle.

Signed with NYG yesterday

I wanted Chuba to work out and was stoked when he was drafted, but as has been said before — the more he plays, the less excited I am. And on a related note, when he’s in the backfield instead of Foreman I’m like “ah damn, please don’t throw to him”

If you’re going by 2021 draftees, Brady Christensen is a better pass-catcher

Got the wrong coach for that