Carl Spackler

fugEN HELL YEAH

Rhuie’s not going anywhere for a few years so it’s kind of pointless to guess

Stroud's going back to school.

Tepper is as close to firing Rhule as the Panthers are to winning 10 games this season.

I wouldn't say he's missing them, Bob

I would absolutely expect someone who thinks the Panthers have a shot at the playoffs, to also think Ron DeSantis is the next Reagan. That adds up.

The key to victory is absolutely trading CMC for another Yetur Gross-Matos. That's how championship teams are made: giving up your few assets for more dogshit.

And this is the type of player you want to get in return for CMC. Fans as bad as the owner.

I’d rather not be known as the first city to have the worst teams in multiple leagues in the same year. Don’t think Hornets are the worst anyway. Probably about 12th or 13th in the East. Two of the first 7 in the rotation didn’t play tonight.

In addition to Trix being for kids, Rhule is for Tepper until 2026

63-0 incoming

There's no sure-fire fix. Tanking isn't likely to convince your star player to stay.

Tanking doesn't guarantee you anything. Ask the 2012 Bobcats.

What good new coach wants to come to an org that hasn’t won in a half decade, and has literally no talent from top to bottom because its good players were traded for busts?

But 17.6 of the 53.5 are batted balls.

Belichick will get fired or retire before Rhule gets fired

Tells us the same thing, every week, like clockwork.

So Tepper sucks, he gets told he sucks, and he blames the fans, so you’re mad at the fans.

Once the first blowout comes, like last year there won’t be anything but those the rest of the season. And yet Rhule will still be here.

He’s gonna move the team because the fans call him out for being the horrible owner that he is? OK, fine

1-16’s probably not gonna get you a Wild Card spot my guy

Rhule wasn’t drunk

I think Rhule and Fitterer armed with 0 good players and a boatload of USFL stars will surely *checks notes* be better?

Moton needs to go to the Bills.