Carl Spackler

Drafting Levis is like getting a younger version of Baker, but he's not any better

"It's me. I'm the former pro personnel executive." - Matt Rhule

Literally got called "the most down-bad franchise in pro sports" yesterday, my guy

"at least we're not owned by David Tepper" is the new "at least we're not owned by Dan Snyder"

Or they could half-build something, Tepper could back out of it, leave it there and move to St. Louis.

"True fans" guarantee a win every week

Nebraska fans may think they couldn't downgrade from Frost, but they're about to get a rude awakening. Hiring him is a money bet for 1-10.

Watching him play?

Everything involving Tepper is tentative.

King’s a pretty good QB.

17-26, 143 yards, TD, 2 INT

If he keeps playing PJ might get another win but he's also gonna have at least one game of 6 interceptions or more.

Cincy's not an example in this case. He was trusted, and was completing more of his passes to the Bengals than his teammates. If he wasn't benched he was gonna throw 8 interceptions.

Nah 7-game losing streak like last year.

Lottery scratch-offs were made for Huddlers. If there were a scratch-off that costs $25 with a chance at a $25 grand prize, it had better be called the Huddle Golden Ticket..

No fan base is more obsessed with getting rid of a sure thing for a shot at a sure thing, quite like this one.

Are you implying sports success is the main determining factor of character, or just that every hall of fame athlete is a good person because they made the hall of fame?

One (1) December win in 4 years, no need to worry about draft position. Losing out is always a certainty, so it's worth enjoying this win.

This team has only won 2 games after mid-November in the last 4 years, No. 1 pick is still here.

I'll take a win. Run game and defense did the job today.

5 sacks by the defense too

#FittsMagic

Meh, that Burns money would’ve just gone to more Pat Elfleins and Cam Ervings.

I'd love to be occasional winners.

Not in the case of the two worst owners, Snyder and Tepper. Welcome to 32nd place, Dave. Get comfy.