Carl Spackler

I don't hate every decision. I gave them credit for restructuring Shaq and making sure there wasn't an immediate additional need at LB. Bringing back Bozeman was a must and a good deal, despite what some pundits think.

That's where I was, too. At 9, even 7, Richardson was a solid gamble.

Delete all of yours and it's entirely gone

If he liked running behind that OL, which he did, you'd think he'd want to stick around if his offer is comparable to what he'd get otherwise.

It's in fact possible to not slurp every decision made and somehow still not be a bandwagon fan.

I hated that god damn trade because DJ Moore was given away, but also because I have no faith in the front office to pick the right player that could justify such a trade. On paper, take an average NFL team, make that deal and I'd think "well you gotta give up something good to get something good," but Scott Fitterer's entire tenure has been based around one thing: Give up something good, and get something bad.

Pat Elflein is not a bad backup, aside from the fact that he sucks, and when pressed into duty, he sucks, so he's actually a terrible backup. Erving can probably help a little more, but I'm indifferent.

Bryce will be a fine pro. Not worthy of the top pick, let alone what the Keystone Kops gave up for it, but at this rate, I'd live with him being the choice simply because it's not an on-brand, completely retarded decision. That said, Reich loves big quarterbacks. LOVES them. So he's either going against the grain re: his entire coaching history, Stroud's the pick, or Richardson/Will Levis will be wearing a Panthers hat on draft night, this place will crash for a week, and Reich will be an ESPN NFL analyst at this time next year.

And if the pick isn't Stroud, none of those resources will be close to enough to keep Reich from being a Black Monday firing after his first and only year here. Also, let's laugh at the fact that, for years, this team's offense was comprised of numerous talented players at skill positions (most of whom were traded for the NFL version of lottery scratch-offs), and an absolute dogshit offensive line. Now, this team's offense is comprised of numerous talented players on the offensive line, and a semi-pro beer league roster of truck drivers and mailmen.

It will 1) make me want Reich and Fitterer fired on draft night, and 2) get Reich and Fitterer fired after Week 18.

Yeah, probably. This is not a smart team.

I'm going to be disappointed but not surprised if Richardson's the pick. He'll still be a better pro than Levis, but you gave up a star WR and picks for a guy who likely would've been there at 9. At least one QB falls annually, regardless of teams needing someone at the position. God, how Panthers. There's one way to not screw this up and they're desperately looking for an excuse to screw it up.

Crafty veteran QB Jacob Eason is the only experience this team needs under center. McCown won't be in the huddle and won't be taking snaps, but he's plenty.

By that ignorant-ass logic, every NFL front office person had a sixth-round grade on Tom Brady, and that is an indisputable fact.

Sorry, I had no idea you're not a native English speaker. I never said he was a top two round QB, I said he was projected to be and thus proved it. You didn't speak with every front-office person. You don't know what the hell they thought, so you tried passing your opinion off as fact. He ultimately didn't go in the top two rounds, no poo, but that's not what I said.

You’re literally just being a dick and arguing for the sake of it now. What I said (he was expected to go in the first two rounds) is an accurate statement. At least one team had a first-round grade on him.

Have you spoken with every scout, assistant GM, GM, Director of Player Personnel and VP about this subject?

So Howell wasn’t either, right?

Genuine concern that they’re going with the shiniest toy, given that Tepper has a penchant for that and how it doesn’t often bite him in the ass, it always bites him in the ass. But I’d take Richardson above others. Not Stroud, though.

That’s a dangerous proposition in some ways. And Corral was expected to go in the first two rounds.

Not even a top-5 USFL offense right now

Because of what he did before here.

I don't think he liked DJ all that much, because he's the best WR the team has had since Smith.

They both make me nervous in the clutch. I'd shockingly prefer Pineiro based on durability alone, but I can justify either.

No.