Carl Spackler

Cam Newton, Julius Peppers. Christian McCaffrey, Jon Beason, Brian Burns and Luke Kuechly. Was super pissed about Thomas Davis and Vernon Butler. One for two

I…like it! I like it.

The Panthers' picks should exclusively be broadcast on Comedy Central.

Why do you worship Tepper so much?

Only reason they'd draft Howell is he's local and he'll sell tickets. BoA will be Kenan Stadium South in August and September if that happens.

If you want Bryce Young or C.J. Stroud, Sam Howell and Sam Darnold will get you there.

1000% chance Drummond scrubs every question in advance

Moves back 15 spots to pick up a fourth-round pick.

Penning and Howell will get you the No. 1 overall next year for sure. Pair them with Rhule and 0-17's well within reach.

He'd be a terrible first-round pick, so it adds up.

Take the clown off here.

lol at thinking Rhule and Fitterer have done any research. Leaving the draft to throwing darts at a dartboard would be 3x as accurate as those stooges.

I only have faith that Rhule and Fitterer will completely blow it and draft a bunch of future USFL rejects, just like last year.

Tepper will have 10 different quarterbacks in 10 seasons.

You actually get less of your money’s worth every time Darnold takes a snap, because he’s that awful. He will run into sacks and create pressure where there is none.

He's not a good coach, so that's an easy decision.

Snyder's teams have won eight games in a single year. Tepper isn't top-31.

Hilarious. Complete denial of reality

Absolutely. Consider the dumbest decision, then watch them make it.

You're being awfully forgiving on one side of this equation. Which is fine -- just keep the same energy when he holds CLT gov hostage and your St. Louis Panthers kick off in a few years.

Lol I hate that dude so much. Rhule is the Tepper of coaches, Tepper is the Rhule of owners and Fitterer is the Rhule of GMs.

I love soccer. But that doesn't benefit the Carolina Panthers at all, aside from boosting his coffers. Creating jobs only to suddenly eliminate them does not deserve praise.

When?

SizzleBuzz preparing his spin as we speak.

The football version of the Jail Blazers. Now we get to relive it. Yay (?)