Carl Spackler

If the Hornets went 24-58 every year but Tepper was the owner, this clown wouldn't shut up about how good they are. It'd be "" all the time.

Better than the Panthers

I'm glad he's on the team.

That's awesome.

James Dolan of the Knicks, a white billionaire you just therefore worship.

Oh man I’d love to take a bet that Plumlee averages 38mpg. I’m all in. Avi bet?

I’m not bothered by them, I get being aggravated because Clifford wasn’t my first choice. I was playing devil’s advocate and pointing out that all is not lost.

He ain’t the right pigment. If Tepper fired Matt Rhule and rehired him it’d be genius bc it’s The Appaloosa Way.

So cool to have Mick Mixon on the huddle.

Imagine thinking Dan Snyder and David Tepper are amazing owners. It’s not billionaire worship, it’s white billionaire worship.

Keep crying bitch

Clifford’s record is a hell of a lot better than Tepper’s, so yeah, it’s not concern but whining when posters say “I’m not following the hornets anymore,” “worst franchise in the NBA,” “LaMelo is leaving in 2 years.” This is a roster that had a winning season just last year, and a coach who is the most recent man to take them to the playoffs. if you’re gonna try to one-up me, using my justified comments on David Tepper’s incessant failures is an interesting way to go.

Lot of casuals and whiners in here. Clifford is the last coach to take the Hornets to the playoffs and he’s always had guys play hard for him, but he’s never had a roster as good as this. Soon as LaMelo makes one no-look pass in the season opener, every one of y’all will be excited again. Oh, and the Hornets can sign him to the max when they want. I’d maybe rather have had D’Antoni, maybe, but let’s be honest. D’Antoni was a big name. Philosophically, he was OG Borrego — and that didn’t work. Clifford won 48 games with Kemba, Big Al, Lin and a bunch of janitors. No team he coached 1) was paired with Mitch as GM, and 2) had this level of talent.

My guesses without looking would be David Carr and Kyle Allen

From Golden Corral to Golden Arch?

Who could've guessed there'd be one person in here carrying water for Dan Snyder

I never claimed to be. But you deserve to be called out for being the condescending dickhead that you are.

I like Dawn Staley a lot and wish we still had our WNBA team, but I still find this column to be geared toward driving clicks more than driving action.

Attention span isn't the issue. Lack of desire to read three paragraphs of you analyzing your own posts in some misguided attempt at being both clever and intellectual, that is more of the issue.

Maybe look at my posting history before trying that one. Good try, I guess?

You of ALL people have no right to gauge discourse. What's pithy is three of the four comments attached. Bitchy little remarks that serve what purpose, exactly? As for the word salad, that's most everything else you send. I now await your next condescending book...

Witnessing your pithy attempts at gaining some upper hand (at what? For what?) over a course of multi-paragraph word salad amuses the hell out of me. By the way, I'm a Democrat, too. And you are mad as hell.

I'd say you're definitely one of the angriest people on this board, for sure.

More like MasterAngry IMO