Carl Spackler

That pretty much does it for me, boys. Giving up Pro Bowlers for UFL rejects every year and going 0-17 repeatedly, I just can't do this garbage anymore, straight up not worth my time. Peace out. fug the Panthers, fug David Tepper, and fug the NFL.

well I nailed this

It's not just that this team is ruined since Tepper bought it, it's that it's the most hopeless franchise in the past, present or future of professional sports. I don't think they'll ever even go 7-10 again, let alone have a winning season.

Not against trading Burns, who wasn't worth the money he seeked after how he played last season, but there's a 1000% chance those draft picks turn out to be another Kenny Robinson Jr. and Terry Godwin.

I wouldn't call that an 0-17 team, i'd call it an 0-34 team

People were not only patient with Fitterer for three-plus years, they were overwhelmingly supportive. I'll give Dan Morgan more than one offseason, let alone a couple days of free agency.

I forgot all about Jaycee Horn.

And yet people think they’re handing them out

5-2 the last 7.

That shouldn’t affect any past or future mistakes made here, where you’re still 10 years away from being 20 years away from competing

That’s every decision

Who the hell would say that, what a ridiculous response

Guessing there won’t be a GhostofDocStrauss account anytime soon

Mike. Seidman.

Trading McCaffrey and Moore for picks sure as hell worked out great for the Panthers. Hornets finally have 2 stars (still won't win a game til 2025) and y'all wanna get rid of one because he's not the new shiny toy. This is why I never post here anymore.

Every year’s draft recap

The PR team writes the executives' quotes (source: it me, former executive quote-writer for press releases) but they're pretty much always reviewed by the person being quoted. It's a good look either way.

He wouldn’t pass a physical

He dodged a bullet in not coming here to enjoy a year of well-paid career suicide. However, I’m also not certain he’d be as popular on the Huddle if he weren’t from UNC as well.

I agree to a point but when there's three new "Bryce Young is the worst QB who ever lived" threads every Sunday, using "beating a dead horse" as reasoning for locking Canales threads seems weak. I get that the contents can make it TB-worthy, but hell, I'd leave one of them open for discussion in this forum, move another to the TB and lock the rest. He's only the head coach -- seems prudent to discuss him. But it's not my place, so y'all do as you please.

Is there a reason every Canales thread gets locked? You could root for Bryce Young to get hurt and a mod will pie you but if you bring up Canales, it's off limits for some reason.

28 seasons, 3 good WR draft picks.

so he was campen out in Tepper's messages

I haven’t watched a second of NFL since Dick Stockton retired