kungfoodude

My bad guys. I strained and strained but I couldn't poo them to victory. I feel like I let myself down, you guys down and the team down. I promise to eat more fiber and never let this happen again. Also, I think I damaged my O-ring and possibly had a minor stroke......I gave it my all.

I am going to hit the bathroom again and see if I can poo them to victory.....

Derp.

Eagles on a 14-0 tear since I took a poo. You're welcome, Huddle.

Sadly I can't qualify because of my hatred of all things Twitter. However Luke will always be wet in my mind....

I feel like 8-9 wins is about right. Luckily for us, that seems like it could be enough to win the division.

No doubt about it. We were lucky enough to even have a legit #1 WR at all, considering a lot of the other teams out there. It isn't like the two Super Bowl participants last year had guys that anyone would consider a clear #1 WR. That is a pretty thin market as it is.

I just don't think it is going to be realistic to be able to do a lot to improve our situation at this point. You don't want to mortgage the future by giving away too much in a trade or spending a crazy amount of money on a high priced veteran but you aren't going to gain much in value by dumpster diving either. The front office did a reasonable job of setting us up for success at WR in the offseason(drafting and signing) but we have just had some pretty rough breaks that a lot of teams would struggle with. I think the realistic thing is that we might add someone of fair to middling impact in a minor trade or pick up someone of reasonable value in the cut list, but if anyone really thinks that we are going to be able to get a #1 option, you are going to be disappointed. IMO, that just isn't realistic given the market and the fact that we aren't in a position cap-wise/future-wise to make some blockbuster trade or signing. Here is to hoping I am wrong and we are able to pull some outstanding player out of somewhere, though.

I look forward to a time when we never talk about Philly Brown. One day we will have receivers that are so much better.

Watching the local pregame and it appears they just want to beat me over the head with the KB injury. poo is depressing.

D. Anderson 1 for 1 already. CUT CAM!!!!!!!!!!!

I am unable to watch but I am curious why Tyrod Taylor is doing what Jameis Winston jumped up onto a table and screamed to us. What gives?

I think I might just retire from watching the Panthers play and read these threads instead. The stream of conscious, bipolar insanity is absolutely riveting. I forgot why I haven't done this in a while. This is epic.

I am at work and unable to view this. Is the sky falling yet? It's always good to establish the season outlook in the first quarter of the first preseason game, as we all know.

I am at least nearing half mast after reading about him.

That explains it. I wondered info seemed to be so light on it. I think I am gonna scout it this weekend.

I just found out about this place today. I don't know how it has been hiding from me.

Under the radar works for me.

Would you promise to ONLY ever post from the throne?

The success to compensation certainly doesn't match but there are some other factors to consider. The cast around Cam has been pretty subpar overall and the price was also largely dictated by what the market was for franchise(or at least perceived franchise) QB's. Most people that don't follow the Panthers are probably going to look at this and shake their heads or laugh. Our fanbase knows that it isn't as simple as some of the statistics may make it seem.

Permanently hated the Braves when he left.

33. Didn't pay much attention to pro football until we got the Panthers. They have been frustrating me ever since.

Stone Go To IPA. One of the best session IPA's on the planet.

I actually heard this story VERBATIM months ago from someone that lived in the Tallahassee area. I was unsure about whether to believe it or not but he told it exactly as it was told to me. Wow.

Cool. Always wondered how that worked. Appreciate the response.