lightsout

Wait....is the game not on here? It's Simpsons on Fox.

We absolutely have a shotgun problem. Maybe we do them as our gate gifts. Last fan to off themselves gets a free shirsey

Bryce will finally be able to play in a real offense sort of, and he'll do decent for a quarter and a half before throwing a pick and then Reich shuts it down, back to same ol poo.

The greed of the services since cord cutting went from what us poors did to have entertainment options without dishing out on premium cable packages is just astounding. Sinclair really fuged us all over. That's the first and only takeaway for me in all this. Money grab by all parties since then. League needs to step in and look out for fans. And since the league is all about bottom line ultimately, that ain't happening

If anybody here's hoping for a firing, you're missing the totality of the circumstances of exactly how and why we're fuged as we are. Tepper won't fire himself. That's what is needed. Him firing his newly hired coach one month into the season will absolutely not make getting a job here enticing. We don't have the history that, say, Dallas does where dudes will absolutely go there and suffer Jerry because it's the Dallas Cowboys.

Damn gonna drop my government name and everything

Move the team to McAdenville and call them the Lights. At least then people will be mistaken and show up expecting something fun to look at.

This team has a choice. You turn the offense loose with Bryce or you start Dalton. This half measure of trotting out Bryce with his My First Playbook by Fisher Price is just not cutting it.

99.52 fantasy points off of this game thanks to the garbage yards by Howell at the end. And it's fuging Thursday. One week closer to the money, baby! I'm so sorry @Dex

Usually a good rule but my thought was the bears would be wildly inconsistent, DJ would get his because Fields is at least as good as what DJ had throwing to him here and if he wasn't destroying, Kmet makes up for it. And honestly, any middle of the pack QB and up will be serviceable in fantasy. So having Fields is a solid option.

Yes he is. 49 points for me in my Sleeper league. I had a projected 38% chance to win before this game tonight. Between him and Kmet and Howell, I'm now at 72% lol

DJ was always going to be this. fuging shame our piece of poo organization couldn't be the benefactors of his talent.

Gotta win, man. Look at the Canes. Sustained success leads to fans showing up and being loud and excited to go. 2015 was an anomaly, but showed what our franchise could have if they sustained that NFC contender state of play. We all hated Fox and Ron...but they at least had the mindset that Carolinians could respect. Tough, nose to the grindstone type of guys. Lead to us having hope. Now we have Reich and co. And Thomas Brown has that "it" but he's being handcuffed. Let that man run the offense dammit.

A Rivera and Sam Howell led offense looks miles better than our first overall pick, Heisman winning QB and offensive juggernaut staff led offense. Jesus fug.

I am now in a position of watching games to root for my fantasy players. I'm not taking the living room tv from my kids to watch the Panthers suck and get pissed off. We're either watching Toy Story for the 6000th time or I'll find out which game Sunday I care to watch, if any. I'm not sure I have the heart to dump my fandom for another team. But at least watching good games will suck less than watching our JUCO team posing as an NFL team will be less frustrating. That's good enough for me.

Head Coaches are managers. They manage personnel and time. No different in football. Stay on the headset with your coordinators, stay on top of the play clock and game clock and reps guys are getting, stay on top of injuries and protect your guys from themselves. Let the guys you appointed to roles fulfill the duties of those roles. You don't need your hands in it to ensure it'll be good. Don't like what you see from Brown calling plays? Adjust at half, talk it over during film study and game planning, figure poo out. But Reich has got to see his way of running the offense is the weakest poo the league has right now. If he doesn't, his ego is a massive fuging problem.

I guess Yahoo since that's my other app and Sleeper actually doesn't even have hockey. Thought it did. Lol

Do it on Sleeper and I'm game. Can't manage another fantasy app. I am in two football leagues across two apps as it is. Lol

Precisely. They gave Dalton the Carolina Panthers playbook and Young got Fisher Price's My First Playbook.

I think anybody that understands the Xs and Os here knows this is a two route read. Either you're hitting the skinny post because the backer stays down or you're hitting the in because the backer bails with the post. This is a very common RedZone route concepts in the NFL, we see it weekly if you watch enough highlights on sportscenter. Bryce gets the block, that could be 6. Ideally he doesn't have as long of a bitch there and he hits it quicker. I've seen QBs but this quick enough that the pressure doesn't get there. It's doable. But still, Chuba has to have that block.

This is my guess as to the play calling system we seem to have. We have the called play, and then an instant check. So the playcall is either two plays or the initial play is designed with a certain backup play in mind that "kill" activates. This seems to be the case and most agree on it. Bryce is told to check his numbers, check if it's there and determine. The calls are designed as simple as they look and that is to not place Bryce in a position to lose us the game. It's safe for his sake. "If we lose at least Bryce won't beat himself up as bad, we set this up and cuffed him to it. If the plays don't work, then they don't work". They don't want to open it up and call a real offense because they don't think Bryce will handle it well if he fails. If the above is true.....boys, we got a big fuging problem.

I hated it when we were competitive and letting teams take over. That is stupid. Now that we're the worst team in football? Deserved. fug Tepper.

Sam Howell is looking like a pro bowl level QB and he's a glorified Darnold. Wilks would have us in a good spot right now. But we're here now. Welcome to obscurity, folks.

Step 1: You force Reich off play calling in favor of Thomas Brown. Step 2: you evaluate Brown moving forward. If the offense improves and shows sign of promise, you meet with him to discuss what he believes needs changing and how he feels about Reich, as well as his gauge on Reich loyalty within the staff. Step 3: you get a new GM. One with proven track record of improving rosters. Step 4: if the team continues losing, you fire Reich, promote Brown (I really fuging like Brown as a coach if you can't tell). If the team wins, you keep Reich...unless Brown has misgivings about Reich. In which case, fire Reich, promote Brown. Step 5: you go back to a grass field. Step 6: you never let Nicole have sway over football decisions again.

Too late. Damage is already done.