mr beauxjangles

Noticed that the "Introduce Yourself" forum is now gone. Does that free up a spot for a new forum? I don't know how this crap works. Seems logical to me.

I didn't know there was any additional cost associated with adding another sub forum. That's a good reason. Let me know the fee and to whom I should make out the check.

Forgive me if I missed this, but why can't there be one forum for NASCAR and one for soccer? Why require sharing or elimination of the other?

This is a great example of what kills me about Cyanide and Happiness. The setup for the punchline is always so great, and the punchline in concept is so good, but the execution of the punchline is terrible. The last frame would be so much better if it just said "No" requiring the reader to figure out that he was referring to the other statement. This is the case with so many C&H comics. Nevertheless, a funny one.

dude, austin powers wears glasses...

"You're all a bunch of pussies, I said. PUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSYYYYYY!!!"

We have about 3/4 inch of sleet in Midtown Atlanta. Maybe 1/4 inch of ice on the trees and whatnot. Brutal winds. Expecting a covering of snow tonight...1-3" they're saying.

It started snowing here in midtown Atlanta around 11:30. The roads are completely gridlocked and according to the news every interstate is at a standstill. I'm sitting in my office and its basically just a constant stream of people honking the horn.

Levi Brown has been terrible for a few years. He had an abysmal start to the season. I don't think it's going to be much of a downgrade, even if his backup is an UDFA. Against Levi Brown in week one, Robert Quinn posted three sacks, three QB pressures, three QB hits, two forced fumbles, and one drew one holding call on Brown. I was looking forward to facing him.

Think about this for a minute. The last time we didn't have a thread entitled "the last team to start _____ and make the playoffs" (either 0-2, 0-3, or 1-3) was in 2008. Five straight years of offseason excitement followed by a completely demoralizing start to the season. At a minimum, could this team just give us a decent start and enjoyable season of watching football games and then fugging blow it at the very end for a change? At this point, I yearn for the agony of Delhomme's five interception game in 2008.

I'm basically just walking around the house doing this right now.

What am I missing? It's a pint glass that holds less than a pint...no functional benefit, actually a functional deficiency relative to a pint glass...and aesthetically it's half of an upside down beer bottle inside a glass. WTF.

^^^is that just a shadow or has pretend pistol man peed himself?

The lower lip pubes complement the barber's pole beautifully.

Pretty sure that's Antonin Scalia.

is that a joystick? looking at that picture, my guess is that you operate the least sophisticated drones in the world and that you may or may not be about to obliterate some tennis courts. ...and here's a pic of a dandelion on fire:

I messed up my hand in a car accident the day after Christmas. No breaks but have some kind of tendon or ligament damage - still working with a specialist to figure it all out. As a result, I've had to put lots of weight training on hold. I've been doing regular cardio for two years now to get back in shape and added weight training about a year ago, for tone and moderate muscle gain. Now I can't do anything that requires grip strength or significant pressure on my hand. I can still do things like pec flys but can't do much with free weights at all. Any suggestions for things to work out upper body that requires little or no grip strength/pressure?

laughing out loud at work. oh it hurts. damn you biscuit.

can we please rename this the "post a pic, any pic except for grossly obese and barely clothed women" thread? okay, here are pics.

Boracay, Phillipines. For future reference, you can do a reverse image search on Google images by just dragging the image into the Google images search box.

Wow. Think before you post...