Mr. Scot

Andy Dalton and Miles Sanders have so far spoken to the media today. Not sure if there will be others...

Well, there's ways to increase your hand size... ... so I've heard

Wasn't him

Related...

There's still talk though... Kaye might have been on to something.

You should really have one of these as your avatar... FYI: I know what the "other" meaning for the term is. I'm not going there

Regarding Purdy... That possibility makes some analysts think the 49ers are more likely to hang on to Lance. If they were to part ways with him with Purdy still injured and Sam Darnold being the only other option though, yikes

I figured. You're a poo poo head

There's this...

I've seen lower suggestions than that. Not sure how it ultimately shakes out but yeah, it's looking like a pretty big whiff.

Please just not with the blue jerseys. Not a fan of the color rush thing, especially since seeing the "ketchup vs mustard" game a couple years back.

Showed the Excel mug to Lady Cowboy Fan. She's gonna buy it for me now since she agreed it suited me That is a good thing...right?

I'd honestly all but forgotten about this

Happy to help For context, one of our mods had to deal with somebody getting a little out of hand, so I thought I would engage in a little satire.

I've made that suggestion before

Figured you would get the idea after...recent events

Saw this one as a good "going away" gift... Also after seeing this, I want it

One of several rescues and my only blue. She snuggled up to me after something scared her, then ended up going to sleep. She knows a few words, but because of her previous family they're all Portuguese

Reaction to some recent drama involving one of our no longer here posters... After googling "mean coffee mugs", trust me when I say it could have been worse

You know nothing!

Hey now, I could have gone with this one:

We really do need a different phrase. I just can't think of one

All right, people! After seeing some of the recent silliness, I'm done being subtle in these debates. It's past time I let my true feelings out. So here we go!!! ... @Ricky Spanish, If you ever showed up at my address, I would flip you the bird! No, not the finger, an actual bird. Probably this one: She's very people friendly, but if you prefer something smaller I've got several budgies that are totally hand tame and enjoy being around humans. ... @rayzor, If I saw you in person, I would give you a very mean mug! What do you think of this mug? I like it, but if you prefer something different I can keep shopping. Just give me some parameters on what you'd prefer. ... And lastly, @ladypanther, if I saw you getting ready to walk into a Walmart, I would not open the door for you! I mean, their doors are all automatic so it would be kind of a waste of time. Plus as you can see, there's not really a handle on them anyway so... ... Okay there... After getting all that off my chest I now feel much better. If anyone else has similar thoughts to share, feel free.