Mr. Scot

Eberflus isn't Dan Quinn

Good night for long field goals, I guess

Hurts to the air... Hurts to the ground

Mostly against bad teams though... (easy enough when your division isn't that great) Maybe it'll be different in Green Bay but from what I've seen watching a loaf of Cowboy games the last few years, the good teams don't fear him like they did his first couple of seasons. The surprise injury news on him could be relevant.

The Eagles gave them plenty of reasons. They've shot themselves in the foot a lot tonight.

Didn't like that call. Lady Cowboy Fan did

Didn't really look broken up walking off the field either. He's never exactly been the sharpest knife in the drawer.

SIde Note: Didn't sound like Schottenheimer had any input in the Parsons decision.

Good grief, what a moron 🫩

Good luck with that

Valid You sure about that? ESPN shows he had only 12 all season. Per this chart, he was shut out for several games, including both times against Philly.

And FYI: Lady Cowboy Fan is thoroughly prepared to hate this season

Who was the guy who introduced the Eagles? I missed who he was and didn't recognize him.

"This just in from our 'What in the actual f#$&?' department..."

I do believe, at this point, some teams have figured out how to stop him, or at the very least, blunt his impact.

That's the one

His ego was never gonna allow that

Not this...

I wouldn't have. And while I'm certainly not one to credit Jerry Jones and the Cowboys with making all that many intelligent decisions, this deal still gives me the vibe of one of those where a star gets big money right before having an unforseen (and sometimes sudden) decline.

Have seen those stories... I wouldn't have been on board with that.

I didn't end up watching any of the game, but I have seen the final score and the endless Belichick memes dominating Twitter today. That...must have been rough

"This guy is bullsh-t!" "Oh yeah, well this guy is horsesh-t!" Does it ultimately make any real difference if they're both sh-t?

In five decades of football fandom, I've been dead wrong just as frequently as I've been 100% right; been the first to notice something and been the last to catch on; been hailed as a genius and derided as a moron: have seen things plain as day when others didn't and stood mystified by things that even the simplest fans easily understood... Ultimate result? The realization that I don't need to be the smartest, the first, the wisest, or the guy on top of a leaderboard that doesn't exist. It's just fun to talk football. Best wishes from me

I don't even know where to start...

I'd agree with this