Mr. Scot

I'll take 'Things I never wanted to hear from my mom' for a hundred, Alex

"Honey I'm gonna go jihad on the lawn."

I love that they responded

Humid too. And the bugs will eat you alive. Heard about that a few months back. I had wanted to take my girlfriend and her kids there for the experience. Sad news :(

Tip: Spartanburg is frigging hot.

I want to negotiate with that guy.

I'm not clicking that spoiler tag.

I can honestly say I never wondered that. Frankly wish I still didn't know

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death."

You're only offended cause you know we're right Legend says the eye retains the last image it sees before death. If it were possible to check that, I wonder how many of those final images would include feminine assets. Never happened to me. (far as you know)

I've predicted that our old buddy Biscuit will die when someone who wants him out of the way sends a hot female assassin carrying a big knife (and wearing an outfit with a low cut neckline) to kill him. While I'm sure he'll fight really hard for his life, at some point he'll catch a glimpse of her assets and get distracted. And then the last thought that ever goes through his mind will be "Whoooa, nice ti-OWWW!!!"

According to the pic info, yeah it is. Ironic, eh?

Pull up! PULL UP!

Snidely Whiplash as a wrestler...

Sealzilla...

That's just wrong

The fact that someone took the time and effort to acquire that costume, put it on and pose for that picture makes me feel like shaking my head, while also giving him respect (and I say 'him' because you know there's no way a girl did this) Have said before and will say again... I want to know what websites you find the pictures you post here on...so that I can avoid them at all costs

Wasn't me. Birds love me.

How'd you get a pic of my car?

Why would you need a steering wheel? (yes, I'm overthinking)