Mr. Scot

I'm not sure which of those prior two posts creeps me out more

I'll take "Things I can neither explain nor unsee" for a hundred, Alex

West Side Story?

Is the chick on the right texting?

Just outside the shot, a large box of Fruit Loops.

Heard this song at the end of the CSI season premiere and had to look it up.

Know who this is? Maybe this will help you remember. If that makes you feel old, I'm afraid I have something that will make that feeling even worse. That top picture was actually taken four years ago. He was 19 at the time Bonus Pic: The bee girl from the Blind Melon video. She's now 31.

Grits' car?

Actually looks like an action movie starring a parakeet

The proper answer was "and I cannot lie". I go to all the trouble of setting you up...

You like big bats?

One of those kind of friends that you can never decide if you want to hang out with or shoot

Bet the guy who put it on there did (especially if the guy who commissioned it was a jerk)

I think he was joking about how his wife won't 'do the work' for him.

I had a feeling it might be something like that, but even knowing what they're going for, I still don't see that.

Not seeing it here either.

Gotcha.

Four deaths? What is it you do?

Yikes. Hope you're okay, dude.

The hell? The hell?

Pictures that prove Russians might be crazier and weirder than Americans Apparently these are all from online dating profiles

You know, I get that not everyone in the world is a spelling bee champ, but seriously, "drit"? I mean, "dert" or "durt" I could at least somewhat understand, but "drit"?

And then there's this...